Christmas make Hulk sad.

Hulk sees all the Avengers go to Richards's place to have big meal, but because Rock Man said something about Hulk's mother being a Gamma Bomb, Hulk doesn't want to come.

Hulk doesn't need to be reminded. Hulk can't bring Gamma Bomb presents or anything.

That make Hulk sad.

Bah! HULK HATE THIS.

Hulk want to go to movies, but Captain America is all in Hulk's face saying Hulk have to repair damage Hulk did!

WHY WE GET INSURANCE IF HULK CAN'T BREAK WHAT HULK WANTS?

Hulk been away.

Hulk come back.

Hulk had score to settle with manager at 7-11 in Schaumburg, Illinois.

Hulk did a few days for disorderly behavior. Captain America lecture Hulk.

Hulk still want to smash Slurpee machine. It give too much ice, not enough syrup!!!

Hulk do commercial today.

Hulk have to say "Humans bad! Cheetos good!" and smash.

Hulk made enough to get new purple pants.

Richards with bad hair talk and talk! Why he not just say "Hulk, smash bad man!" Hulk understands that! Hulk good at smashing!

Should have also said "Hulk, don't smash that dimensional crystal or we will not be able to go home!" before Hulk did it.

So, if you wonder where Hulk was, that is where. Evil place where everyone had goatees.

Hulk have to make note.

Hulk not eat corn, broccoli, beans, and drink milk before going to Avengers meetings. Ant Man had to open window. Oops!

Hulk hates paperwork.

Hulk wants to use shredder, but has to put thumbprint on insurance forms for Avengers. Puny Prudential agent says Hulk needs "act of god" coverage.

Why would God act on Hulk? What that mean?

BAH.

HULK HAD WHOLE BOWL OF SUPER FROSTED SUGAR CRISPS.

HULK HAVE EXTRA ENERGY NOW TO FIGHT BAD MEN!

RAAAAAAR!!

Why humans so stupid?

Stupid human ask Hulk why he smashed through building.

Hulk says "To get to the other side."

That is right answer!

Why can't Hulk be left alone by puny humans? Hulk go to Galleria Mall today to buy new Britney Spears single with gift certificate Captain America gave Hulk! Hulk go to Camelot Music and get single and go to counter to use the certificate! Hulk patted his purple pants and looked for certificate! Then Hulk see mall security guard on radio talking to his boss! Hulk say "Hulk just want to buy single! Hulk like Britney!" and then the police man showed up! Hulk only want to buy compact disc with song Hulk likes! Hulk left then! Hulk make big mess of food court when Hulk left! Hulk showed Orange Julius who was boss!

Hulk left gift certificate in other purple pants that day anyway. Hulk will ask Rock Man to go to mall to get single for him! Everyone likes Rock Man!