Why Hulk have to brag about Hulk being strongest there is? Hulk trying to have some breakfast when Captain America tell Hulk "Time to do the sidewalks!" and pass shovel to Hulk.

Man, Hulk sucker sometimes. From now on Hulk say "Hulk was strongest there is, but that Thor sure is good at shoveling snow and carrying groceries!"

You read new Alter Ego because Fred Hembeck do funny thing about Hulk story written by puny human Harlan Ellison.

GO READ NOW.

SNOW.
Hulk now sing "Informer!"

Informer something something something something
Licky boom boom down!

That dumb song.

Hulk not much like President. He talk stupider than Hulk.

Hulk needs to lay off the booze. Six bottle of Jack Daniels make Hulk dizzy.

STOP SPINNING, NEW YORK CITY.

Hulk been thinking.
Hulk been thinking about Hobbits.
Hulk thinks he wants to be one.
Hulk write poem like them.

On the road to Ragnarok
There stands a Norse god.
His name is Thor
Hulk want to punch him real bad.

What you think?

This morning, Hulk at coffee shop when some man outside rev his engine for 10 minutes. Hulk go out.

"You know, that's bad for engine!" Hulk said helpfully.
Man gave rude sign with middle finger.
Hulk punched through hood and ripped out hoses and parts. That's much worse for the engine.

HULK REMEMBER WHAT HULK FORGOT.
HULK NOW HAVE AOL INSTANT MESSENGER
You find Hulk with AIM name "hulkhatesgrays" - if you message Hulk when he on, HULK TALK TO YOU!

OK MAYBE HULK FORGOT HOW TO USE BLOGGER.

MAYBE HULK HAD TO ASK IRON MAN TO HELP HULK. He was very nice and helped Hulk! Maybe he is Tony Stark, who is a smart man! Ha ha ha - how silly! Everyone knows Stark is a dumb drunk!

NOW - Hulk have some things on Hulk's mind. They are making movie about Hulk! Apparently, Hulk not getting royalties because Hulk is trademarked by Marvel Comics. WHO SAID THEY COULD DO THAT.

Hulk will have to talk to Jarvis and see if he knows a good lawyer in Manhattan. If he doesn't, maybe Hulk have to smash Marvel Comics!

SECOND THING - why they not sell purple pants at Gap? Why Hulk have to go to Phat Pimp store in Harlem to get them?

THIRD THING - Hulk forgot third thing.

FOURTH THING - NOW YOU CAN WRITE TO HULK ON INTERNET! Iron Man set up email called hulkhatesgammarays@hotmail.com that you can use to write Hulk! Maybe you get response or I post it on Blogger!

FIFTH THING - You have Merry Holiday. Hulk knows it's a bad time for a lot of people and Hulk wants you to know that he's thinking about you when he's smashing bad guys like Dr. Doom.