HELLO NEW FRIEND DAN!!!! Thank you for linking to Hulk's page on interweb!

Hulk gets offer from female rock DJ named Stoney in Topeka. Says she wants Hulk to do radio interview. Hulk is mulling this over. Tony Stark said Hulk can't talk to media, but it's in Topeka and not New York and maybe Hulk can do it because Topeka is not New York. Hulk thinking.

Shut up, ROCK MAN. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT HULK THINKING.

So, Hulk decided to go record shopping today. Hulk looking at stupid American Idol boy singer Clay and think Hulk could pick teeth with him.

Hulk think Ruben better looking man. He is big like Hulk. Hulk sings "Sweet Home ALabama" and so do Ruben!

Man, it's so hot Hulk had to switch to linen purple pants.

Hulk still can't go to Bodega to get Mountain Dew and that makes Hulk mad. BAH.

People are saying bad things about Hulk movie. Hulk doesn't care. Hulk only cares about people saying bad things about Hulk.

OH YEAH. HELLO NEW FRIEND MAGGIE. Thank you for saying such nice words in email!

WHY THESE PEOPLE THINK HULK CARE? NO HULK NOT ENDORSE YOUR PRODUCT. HULK ONLY ENDORSES SNACK CAKES AND THINGS HULK LIKES.

Hey guys!
I work for a sports nutrition company who has the
official license from Universal Pictures to sell Hulk
products. We were wondering if we could get a link
and/or recommendation from your site to ours in
exchange for some freebies to use as prizes for
running competitioins from your website? Other ideas
welcomed. The audience of your site will no doubt be
interested in our products, so everybody wins.
If this sounds of interest please e-mail back

HA HA HA. HULK SEE THAT ROCK MAN START WEBLOG BUT NEVER GET ANYWHERE.

Ben Grimm, Hulk know you read this! Hulk is making a face at you! HA HA! HULK NOT TOUCHING YOU SO YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

Hulk saw Hulk movie. They got some details wrong, but Hulk OK with that, as he was paid enough to buy a sack full of Slim Jims and Twinkies every day for the next two-thousand years. Hulk give it one big green thumbs-up.

Hulk got email Hulk not understand:

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Hulk ALREADY green.

HULK LOVES THIS CAT SO MUCH. HELLO ABBIECAT. HELLO!!!!

OH MY GOD THIS SO COOL.

Thank you, friend of Hulk! (You know that not really me in pictures, but still SO COOL!)

HULK NOT REALLY IN THIS PICTURE.

HULK NOT KNOW THIS LADY.

HULK GETS EMAIL:

Dear Incredible Hulk,
I really like you because people think you're scary and bad but you're really a good person inside. I think you're very cool, and your show is very good. I have a few questions to ask you.

I am really wondering why you turned green instead of all purple because your shorts were purple. And you also don't like to hurt people, and I understand that, because I don't like to, either. I think that you're the best superhero in the universe.

Love from Your Friend,
Angela Peralta, 8 years old, second grade, Bellevue, Washington, USA

Hulk is really glad you asked this question, Angela. Hulk turns green because of exposure to gamma rays and the physiological effect the transformative process has on his individual biomatter. When gamma rays hit khaki, they make the cloth turn purple. Why is that? Well, Hulk is not a big-brained smarty pants like puny Banner or Reed Richards, so Hulk chalk it up to one of life's mysteries. Hulk also chalked up Orrin Hatch's musical career as one of those, too.

HI JENN!!!

If you write Hulk, Hulk will say hi to you on internet, too!

Man, that was a good sandwich Hulk just ate. Pastrami, ham, cappicola, proscuitto, roast beef, turkey, provolone, swiss, meunster, cheddar, american (GOD BLESS USA), and pickles. And some bread. Rock Man said he could eat sandwich faster than Hulk. Hulk just hit him in the face.

EBERT AND ROEPER LIKED MOVIE ABOUT HULK.

This means Hulk not need to smack silly little fat man around while shoving Dots down his throat.

Hulk kind of confused, though - Betty not look like Jennifer Connolly. One time Hulk saw movie with Hawkeye and it had Jennifer Connolly and another woman on all fours doing bad things to each other. Movie was called Request For A Dream or something. Movie scared Hulk really bad. There were needles and people got shocked.

Hulk cried for hours and wet the bed after movie over. Hulk not recommend it if you like good movies without needles and shocking.