Hulk like cookies. Hulk doesn't like cookies THIS much, though.

Why they show Hulk doing that to cookies? Black Panther says Hulk is "f&$king cookies." Hulk says he is making love to them.

HULK NOT FOR SALE!!!

Puny Human Mary-Lynn sent image. She can be found on interweb at here.

Man, Hulk wants Sloppy Joes for lunch. Jarvis insisting he eats salad. Stupid Human Jarvis. Bah.

Hulk very sorry to Gary because Hulk did not link to his diaryblog where you can see other pictures Gary drew with his crayons. Click here to look at it.

AND SHUT UP IRON MAN. I DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU TELL ME. This is Hulk's personal day! That means PANTS OPTIONAL.

Puny Human William has new baby daughter!

SHE IS SO CUTE.


HEY! Wait a minute! Hulk not so sure she's cute now!

OK. HULK IS LOOKING FOR PICTURES OF HULK FOR CONTEST. HULK DOES LIKE PICTURES OF MONKEYS AND KITTENS, THOUGH.

You draw picture or make picture using computer machine!

Hulk asked for pictures for contest. He got this picture.



Hulk not think this qualifies. AND JOHNNY TORCH YOU SENT ME A PICTURE THAT IS NOT AT ALL APPROPRIATE BUT STILL MADE HULK LAUGH. THAT SQUIRREL HAS BIG POTATOES HA HA HA HA!

Johnny sent this picture too. HELLO MONKEY.

KITTEN!
Hulk wants to pet it. Awww.



MONKEY!
Hulk wants it to wipe its monkey face!

Hulk is announcing contest!

Hulk wants to display art from Puny Humans who read site. Image should be small like Mole Man so it can fit where picture of Hulk as baby is now. Hulk thinks that is called 300 pixels by 300 pixels at biggest. Maybe a little taller. Email pictures to Hulk - hulkhatesgammarays@hotmail.com .

Hulk has changed look of diary. Hulk hopes you like it.

Hulk now linked to Human Johnny Storm Torch's diary on right of computer screen. He is now a friend to Hulk!!! He brought over some of the 7-11 nachos Hulk likes and a superdupermegabig gulp full of Dr. Pepper.

HULK'S A PEPPER.

OK SOMEBODY MESSED WITH COMMENT SYSTEM SO HULK HAVE TO TAKE IT DOWN.

Hulk thinks it was Iron Man. Iron Man smells like guy who played Hulk's father in Hulk movie.

Or maybe it was The Leader. Hulk has issues with Leader.

OH LOOK! KITTEN FIGHT! LOOK OUT KITTEN WITHOUT SWORD!!!!

Hulk very proud of puny humans that use his comment system. Hulk worked hard on it. OK, Iron Man worked hard. Rock Man kept kicking Hulk's Playstation.

HELLO JOHNNY FLAME. YOU POSTED! HELLO. Rock Man says "There's a reason Johnny says 'Flame On' and is a permanent bachelor." Hulk not understand that.

AND LEADER, YOU CAN EAT HULK'S SHORTS.

Hulk add comment system with help of Iron Man. If puny humans abuse it, Hulk will SMASH it.

Hulk heard a song a while back.

Doc Bruce Banner / Pelted by gamma rays
Turned into the Hulk / Ain't he unglamorous!
Wreckin' the town / With the power of a bull
Ain't no monster cause / Who is that lovable?
It's ever lovin' Hulk!...HULK!! HULK!!

WHERE IS PUNY BANNER?

HI MONKEY. DANCE FOR HULK!

This disturbs Hulk. A lot.

Note to puny human friends:

A HOT DOG STAND'S CONTENTS DO NOT COUNT AS A "LIGHT SNACK."

Boy, was Iron Man mad when he had to fork over $400 for Hulk's midafternoon treat. He kept saying something about "dipping into Jim Beam's pocket."

Hulk not know who Jim Beam is. Hulk wonders if he is a friend.

Hulk not scared of many things. Hulk is big. Hulk is strong. When Hulk gets MAD, Hulk gets STRONGER.

But Christopher Walken scares the purple pants off Hulk.

SCARY CAT!

HULK IS NOW LINKED ON ABOUT.COM AND THEY SAY HIS DIARY IS FUNNY.

Hulk not sure what to think of this. Hulk doesn't think Hulk's diary is funny. How about Hulk reads about.com's diary and laughs at it?


Dear Diary:
Yahoo doesn't return about.com's phone calls and about.com is sad!!! BOOHOO!
Love, About.com


HA HA HA!! HULK LAUGHS AT YOUR PAIN!!!

HULK HAS FAVORITE SONG.

CANDY GIRL!! CAAANDY GIRL! CANDY GIRL!!! CAAAAAAAAAANDY GIRL!!!

You should see Hulk do dance.

HULK LOVES MONKEYS.






Hi monkeys!!! The monkey drinking a soda is a GOOD MONKEY. HELLO!!

HULK VERY ANGRY WITH THESE PEOPLE AND WANTS TO SMASH.

SOMEONE GET THEIR NAME TO HULK. NOW.

FRIEND DIANA SENT PICTURE!!! CLICK HERE to see it! While Hulk likes Harry Potter books, Hulk still thinks this funny!

Hulk applied aloe on skin but can't tell where because Hulk is already green. Peeling is gross.

NEW LINK FOR OTHER HULKMOBILE. So cool. Hulk may have to talk to Tony Stark about getting raise. Hulk still paying off bathroom repairs, though.

HULK WENT TO THE BEACH.

So, Hulk got a little sunburned. When green skin turns red, Hulk looks unpleasant.

Iron Man is still laughing at Hulk.

Hulk get email from Puny Human named William. Asking Hulk who wins fights. Hulk answered and decided to put on site. William also asked if Hulk ever calms down. HULK IS F*$KING CALM, YOU @$$HOLE. HA HA HA!

Bruce Banner vs. Professor X
HULK WINS.

Hulk vs. Devastator (from transformers)
HULK WINS AGAIN

Captain Crunch vs. Sonny (Cocoa Puffs)
HULK EATS BOTH CEREALS. HULK CAN NOT CHOOSE.

Batman vs. Green Lantern
HULK BECAUSE HE GETS TO WATCH FIGHT.

Mini Ditka vs. Da Bears
HULK NOT SCARED OF BEARS!

Hulk vs. 2 wolverines
People keep on talking about Wolverine like Hulk should be scared of him.
He is a short canadian guy with bad hair! That is like being afraid of Rick
Moranis.

She-Hulk vs. Chelsea Clinton
COUSIN JENNIFER WOULD WIN.

Hulk bored.

And when Hulk bored, Hulk breaks stuff.

Hulk will probably catch hell from Captain America over what happened to the entertainment center. Remember - YOU DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT if he goes to the internet and asks you.