OK OK OK!

Someone explain joke to Hulk, ok?

BUG-MAN said this:
"What do you call 25 people watching puny human World Series?"

THEN Hulk said:
"What?"

BUG-MAN said:
"The Yankees!"

EXPLAIN TO HULK THE JOKE!!! HULK DOES NOT UNDERSTAND!!

OK, JARVIS! HULK GETS IT.

Hulk will put dirty purple pants and underwear in hamper, not leave in Thor's helmet.

(Ha ha ha! Hulk will only put purple pants in hamper! UNDERWEAR ON THOR'S HEAD HA HA HA HA HA HA!)

Hulk sad. It always happens in the fall. Hulk misses Betty.

She was a nice puny human.

Hulk sucks at Scrabble.

Only words Hulk can spell without computer help are "SMASH" and "SMASH."

Hulk owes The Wasp $30. Hulk doesn't have it.

Actor who played Superman is dead.

Hulk is very sad now.

Hulk makes note to self:

Stop drinking coffee and magical Red Bull superdrink before eight at night if Hulk wants to go to bed before informercials start. When informercials start, Hulk gets in trouble because he uses Avengers Credit Card.

Hulk really likes his George Foreman Grill, though. It makes a good grilled-cheese sandwich. Captain America uses that Bowflex machine Hulk got! Jarvis likes his Scunci steamer! EVEN HAWKEYE THOUGHT THAT ORECK AIR CLEANER THING HELPED GET RID OF IRON MAN'S CIGAR SMOKE!

Hulk has to go watch TV now and see what else can help make life at the Mansion better!!

DEAR BLOCKBUSTER MANAGER:

JUST BECAUSE YOU WEAR A BLUE POLO SHIRT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN CHARGE HULK FOR BREAKING PLAYSTATION GAMES YOU CAN'T PROVE HULK BROKE. MAYBE IT WAS CAPTAIN AMERICA - HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT? MANY AVENGERS USE THAT ACCOUNT!!!!!

HULK

Hulk have question. It is political.

So there's "Red States."

And there's "Blue States."

WHERE ARE THE GREEN STATES?