OH NO IT WENT VERY BADLY AT AVENGERS MANSION AT THANKSGIVING
Hulk does not know where to start! OK Hulk knows! Hulk can start with good stuff!!
Jarvis cooked that turkey so good! It was tasty and if Ant Man hadn't rushed Iron Man when Iron Man was "Staring at that sweatermeat" that Wasp had (HULK NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!), it would have stayed tasty instead of falling on ground!
Thor got all mad over fight because they spilled his potatoes too and then Blue Captain America Man tried to stop fight and when he stepped on table to make the kick in their jaws, the TABLE FELL OVER and EVEN THE PIE FELL OFF.
Oh, Hulk is so sad about that pie. It looked good.
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
OH BOY THANKSGIVING IS COMING OH BOY OH BOY
Hulk doesn't care for many holidays. Christmas has stupid puny music. Hulk never has a Valentine. President's day is stupid because you can't be president for the day.
BUT HULK CAN GET BEHIND THANKSGIVING!!!
Jarvis is going to FRY A TURKEY! Thor said he would bring mashed potatoes and Iron Man said he would bring SPECIAL DRINK and Ant Man said he would make Wasp whip up a pie! CAPTAIN AMERICAN FLAG MAN IS BRINGING GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE OH IT IS HULK'S FAVORITE BECAUSE IT IS GREEN AND TASTY LIKE HULK.
Cousin Jennifer is coming by and we are going to watch FOOTBALL which is pretty OK because they smash stuff.
OK Hulk has to go to smash stupid Absorbing Man, who is outside of mansion making a racket!!
Hulk doesn't care for many holidays. Christmas has stupid puny music. Hulk never has a Valentine. President's day is stupid because you can't be president for the day.
BUT HULK CAN GET BEHIND THANKSGIVING!!!
Jarvis is going to FRY A TURKEY! Thor said he would bring mashed potatoes and Iron Man said he would bring SPECIAL DRINK and Ant Man said he would make Wasp whip up a pie! CAPTAIN AMERICAN FLAG MAN IS BRINGING GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE OH IT IS HULK'S FAVORITE BECAUSE IT IS GREEN AND TASTY LIKE HULK.
Cousin Jennifer is coming by and we are going to watch FOOTBALL which is pretty OK because they smash stuff.
OK Hulk has to go to smash stupid Absorbing Man, who is outside of mansion making a racket!!
Saturday, November 20, 2004
What Hulk did this week, by Hulk:
Hulk had a lot of leftover Halloween candy and then Hulk had to go to hospital because Hulk's tummy didn't like that at all, no sir.
Hulk broke Nintendo game machine because of stupid X-Men game with stupid stinking Wolverine-man and stupid eye-ball laser man. Stupid game.
Hulk cleaned bathroom.
Hulk watched Teen Titans cartoon and new Puffy AmiYumi cartoon and even Thor with his pretty pretty hair didn't bother him.
Hulk saved world from evil Galactus-man and stupid plot to eat it again. Hulk thinks Galactus-man needs to talk to "Weight Watchers" about his problem! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Hulk had a lot of leftover Halloween candy and then Hulk had to go to hospital because Hulk's tummy didn't like that at all, no sir.
Hulk broke Nintendo game machine because of stupid X-Men game with stupid stinking Wolverine-man and stupid eye-ball laser man. Stupid game.
Hulk cleaned bathroom.
Hulk watched Teen Titans cartoon and new Puffy AmiYumi cartoon and even Thor with his pretty pretty hair didn't bother him.
Hulk saved world from evil Galactus-man and stupid plot to eat it again. Hulk thinks Galactus-man needs to talk to "Weight Watchers" about his problem! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Monday, November 15, 2004
PUNY HUMAN BRENDAN ASKS QUESTION PEOPLE ASK HULK A LOT:
Do you have an hulk-sized keyboard that you use? If not, how do you type with your enormous fingers?
Hulk uses CAPS LOCK key to make BIG LETTERS and uses his pinky and a pencil. Writing in special internet takes a long time and Hulk has no patience for people who want Hulk to hurry up and write more.
Hulk used to dictate to Puny Humans he lived with before moving into Mansion. Hulk tried to dictate to Captain American Flag Man and he told Hulk to slow down so Hulk asked Jarvis and Jarvis said he wasn't Hulk's secretary. Hulk then asked Iron Man if he could have a secretary and Iron Man just laughed and said that Hulk doesn't need a secretary and Hulk could sort his own Pokemon cards.
Hulk is going to smash you, Iron Man. Just you wait until Tony Stark is gone somewhere.
Do you have an hulk-sized keyboard that you use? If not, how do you type with your enormous fingers?
Hulk uses CAPS LOCK key to make BIG LETTERS and uses his pinky and a pencil. Writing in special internet takes a long time and Hulk has no patience for people who want Hulk to hurry up and write more.
Hulk used to dictate to Puny Humans he lived with before moving into Mansion. Hulk tried to dictate to Captain American Flag Man and he told Hulk to slow down so Hulk asked Jarvis and Jarvis said he wasn't Hulk's secretary. Hulk then asked Iron Man if he could have a secretary and Iron Man just laughed and said that Hulk doesn't need a secretary and Hulk could sort his own Pokemon cards.
Hulk is going to smash you, Iron Man. Just you wait until Tony Stark is gone somewhere.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Hulk saw show on TV about big gorilla that had a kitten! OH HULK WANTS A KITTY CAT SO BADLY. Hulk saw kitten yesterday and it sat in palm of hand and went "Meow!" Did you read about that???
HULK WOULD LIKE A KITTEN LIKE THIS PLEASE!! PLEASE! Please write to Avengers Mansion and say HULK NEEDS A KITTEN AND HE WILL CLEAN OUT THE POOP BOX AND WALK IT AND EVERYTHING. It won't be like the Pony! Or Rick Jones! HULK PROMISES.
HULK WOULD LIKE A KITTEN LIKE THIS PLEASE!! PLEASE! Please write to Avengers Mansion and say HULK NEEDS A KITTEN AND HE WILL CLEAN OUT THE POOP BOX AND WALK IT AND EVERYTHING. It won't be like the Pony! Or Rick Jones! HULK PROMISES.
Monday, November 08, 2004
OH NO! HULK HAVE A BIG PROBLEM WITH SOME PEOPLE READING HIS DIARY.
THERE IS ONE INTERNET PERSON WHO HAS A DIARY ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU CAN VISIT BY GOING TO THIS PLACE ON THE INTERNET.
HE HAS USED IMAGES THAT ARE HOSTED BY HULK'S PUNY HUMAN FRIENDS. Hulk's puny human friends work hard to make sure that Hulk is able to do diary! WHEN YOU POST HULK'S IMAGES YOU MAKE HULK ANGRY.
And you all know what happens when HULK IS ANGRY. Just ask JUGGERNAUT or LEADER or WONDER MAN.
UPDATE: HULK MADE INTERNET PERSON'S INTERNET DIARY BETTER NOW!!! HA HA HA HA!!!
EVEN MORE UPDATER!: INTERNET PERSON MADE COPY OF WORD SEARCH FILE AND PUT IT ON THEIR INTERNET SITE AND DELETED HULK'S COMMENTS!! Hulk starting to get - what is word - ANGRY!!! IF YOU STEAL IMAGES FROM HULK'S INTERNET DIARY YOU ARE GOING TO SEE THIS:
SO DO NOT STEAL IMAGES FROM HULK. Hulk also tell puny human Willowpost person that his internet diary is not much of a diary! IF HULK CAN WRITE ON INTERNET, YOU CAN WRITE ON INTERNET!!!
PS> Hulk petted a kitten today and it was very nice. It went "Meow" and then Hulk had to give it back because Iron Man reminded Hulk about what happened with pony they got Hulk.
THERE IS ONE INTERNET PERSON WHO HAS A DIARY ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU CAN VISIT BY GOING TO THIS PLACE ON THE INTERNET.
HE HAS USED IMAGES THAT ARE HOSTED BY HULK'S PUNY HUMAN FRIENDS. Hulk's puny human friends work hard to make sure that Hulk is able to do diary! WHEN YOU POST HULK'S IMAGES YOU MAKE HULK ANGRY.
And you all know what happens when HULK IS ANGRY. Just ask JUGGERNAUT or LEADER or WONDER MAN.
UPDATE: HULK MADE INTERNET PERSON'S INTERNET DIARY BETTER NOW!!! HA HA HA HA!!!
EVEN MORE UPDATER!: INTERNET PERSON MADE COPY OF WORD SEARCH FILE AND PUT IT ON THEIR INTERNET SITE AND DELETED HULK'S COMMENTS!! Hulk starting to get - what is word - ANGRY!!! IF YOU STEAL IMAGES FROM HULK'S INTERNET DIARY YOU ARE GOING TO SEE THIS:
SO DO NOT STEAL IMAGES FROM HULK. Hulk also tell puny human Willowpost person that his internet diary is not much of a diary! IF HULK CAN WRITE ON INTERNET, YOU CAN WRITE ON INTERNET!!!
PS> Hulk petted a kitten today and it was very nice. It went "Meow" and then Hulk had to give it back because Iron Man reminded Hulk about what happened with pony they got Hulk.
OK OK OK.
HULK GETS IT.
HULK GETS IT, IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THOR AND ANT MAN AND WASP AND STUPID JARVIS
Hulk still doesn't think he should have to write "Hulk is sorry Hulk made a thin red paste out of stupid puny human 'mayor' during stupid ceremony!" a thousand times.
Hulk does not even know how many a thousand is!
HULK GETS IT.
HULK GETS IT, IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THOR AND ANT MAN AND WASP AND STUPID JARVIS
Hulk still doesn't think he should have to write "Hulk is sorry Hulk made a thin red paste out of stupid puny human 'mayor' during stupid ceremony!" a thousand times.
Hulk does not even know how many a thousand is!
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Monday, November 01, 2004
HULK IS TELLING YOU TO LISTEN UP, PUNY HUMANS
Tomorrow you have to vote for Man-Thing or Monkey Leader.
If puny human readers of diary do not vote, they are making stupid mistake!
CAPTAIN AMERICAN FLAG-MAN SAYS IT IS YOUR DUTY. Hulk thought Hulk's duty was to dry dishes today.
USE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE. HULK HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR PUNY HUMANS WHO DO NOT VOTE AND THEN WHINE ABOUT STUPID MONKEY MAKING STUPID DECISIONS OR TREE-MAN HUGGING HIPPIE BABIES.
Tomorrow you have to vote for Man-Thing or Monkey Leader.
If puny human readers of diary do not vote, they are making stupid mistake!
CAPTAIN AMERICAN FLAG-MAN SAYS IT IS YOUR DUTY. Hulk thought Hulk's duty was to dry dishes today.
USE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE. HULK HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR PUNY HUMANS WHO DO NOT VOTE AND THEN WHINE ABOUT STUPID MONKEY MAKING STUPID DECISIONS OR TREE-MAN HUGGING HIPPIE BABIES.