Hulk gets an email on the internet computer from a TV producer who wants to make a series about Hulk like stupid "Real World" and "Surreal Life" shows. He would have camera people follow Hulk around and show Hulk doing stuff like walking the neighbor's dog and smashing stupid Sandman (YES, I KNOW YOU READ THIS, SANDMAN! WHEN YOU ROB YOUR NEXT BANK, STUPID SPIDER-BUG-MAN WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME!) but when Hulk talked to Cousin Jennifer (She is a lawyer AND She-Hulk! She is busy!) about it, she told Hulk that after expenses and all that stupid stuff, Hulk would have enough money to get Twinkies from Mr Ruiz at Bodega and maybe a can of soda.

Hulk can't live off Twinkies and Soda. Hulk tried. Hulk's tummy hurt real bad.

So, Hulk still has a few more months with check Avengers gave Hulk to find job, but he is smart and will go to temporary agencies today to find out of they have any work where HULK COULD SMASH STUFF and drink Red Bull Super Drink.

WHY IS IT THAT BECAUSE HULK IS STRONG PEOPLE THINK HULK WILL SHOVEL SNOW FOR FREE?

You give Hulk $10 and he will do your steps and your sidewalk. It is not expensive and Hulk does a good job! He does a lot better job than those stupid kids like Tommy McGill! Tommy doesn't sweep after his job, he just leaves all those little bits there! HULK SWEEPS!

Hulk was asked to go see Monkey President take re-oathening but decided he would rather stay in his WARM APARTMENT.

Hulk can't wait to see STUPID THOR all cold and shivery with his LONG GIRLY HAIR.

Hulk has to go - pizza is here!

HULK SEES A LOT OF BUSINESSES IN VILLAGE PART OF NEW YORK WHERE HULK LIVES WITH STICKERS LIKE THIS. This means that Hulk can NOT go into business and get "service." HULK DOES NOT WANT SERVICE, HULK WANTS A SLICE OF PIZZA!!!

The picture is not the stickers that have Hulk on them, though! It is a stupid puny human comic book cover! Did you know they could make comic books about Hulk without asking Hulk? Hulk doesn't get any money from these! It is because Hulk is a "public figure" like Abraham Lincoln or Charro! Hulk could use the money from the comic books to buy a kitten-cat or maybe some more cereal - CAP'N CRUNCH, HULK IS REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!

HULK MISSED OUT ON NEW YEAR'S PARTY AT TIMES SQUARE WITH REGIS WHO IS NOT DICK CLARK!!

Hulk was busy fighting Absorbing Man out on the docks to head to big party and let Hulk tell you, when Absorbing Man absorbs the East River, it's hard to fight Absorbing Man and keep Burger King lunch down.

Hulk's Resolutions For 2005:
1. Smash bad people more.
2. Get a kitten and TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT. Hulk wants a cute kitten like this kitten:

3. Work on stupid model boat Spider-Man got Hulk and have it ready to sail in big race in Central Park.
4. Smash Iron Man when Iron Man least expects it.