OK STUPID THOR WITH HIS GIRLY HAIR, HULK GETS THE POINT!!
Yes, you can make stupid rain. Hulk can fight your rain. There may be a million drops in the rain, but Hulk is mad and the madder Hulk gets, the strong Hulk gets! Hulk is not sorry he said that the "RAINBOW BRIDGE TO ASGARD" looks a little like the flags he sees on Christopher Street!

If punching doesn't stop the rain, you can still bring rain all you want! It saves Hulk from having to shower! Hulk will take his Irish Spring Soap and bathe on the sidewalk in his swim trunks to prove that you can't bother Hulk! Hulk will not shower naked because he doesn't want to show his Charlie Browns to people because that is not polite unless they are doctors and then you should only do it in their office!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Hulk got email from Puny Human named Jane and guess what it shows in the picture that was attached to the email that Hulk got?



IT IS A WHOLE GALAXY OF KITTIES AND BUNNIES AND THAT IS EXCELLENT!! Science is excellent for discovering such a wonderful thing as a galaxy with kitties and bunnies!

(Yes, Iron Man! Hulk knows that is called a "nebula!" Galaxy is a better word!)

OH BOY IS HULK MAD AT PEOPLE WHO MAKE STUPID "MARVEL" COMICS ABOUT HULK. They told Hulk and Dr Strange who is Hulk's neighbor in the Village and Shiny Surfer guy who makes a lot of speeches and stupid Sub-Mariner guy who smiles like the stinky East River that they were going to make a comic book about them and call it "The Defenders" and it would be about helping make sure that new York City was safe. NOW LOOK AT THE PICTURE THEY CHOSE FOR THIS COVER. Stupid puny human comic book drawing person "KEVIN MAGUIRE" drew Hulk "Digging For Green Gold" and that is gross and Hulk wants to tell little children that they should not do it! Hulk maybe had a fly go up his nose or something during the stupid photo shoot so he could DRAW FROM A PICTURE BECAUSE HE CAN NOT DRAW WITHOUT TRACING IT. That fly was probably a trap from The Leader or The Skrulls or a robot or something that stupid Ben Grimm computer programmed with "Mister Fantastic" to annoy Hulk because he is mad that Hulk got his sandwich card punched first and got the free meatball sub before stupid Ben Grimm!

PS> Hulk gets a little money for "likeness rights" if you buy this comic book and like it so buy it if you think you might like it, because Hulk would like a little more money, Hulk tells you what. All that orange slices candy is not paying for itself!

PSS> Hulk also wants to note that during photoshoot, Hulk was wearing a t-shirt that said "Keep On Trucking" but they drew Hulk without it and Hulk wants you to Keep On Trucking! Stupid Shiny Surfer was also wearing a pair of swimming trunks. Only stupid Namor was walking around with no clothes on like a hippie!

OK YES STUPID RHINO, HULK KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH HIM BUT HULK IS REALLY GETTING TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT WHEN YOU ARE DOING YOUR "COMMUNITY SERVICE" CLEANING UP DOG POOP IN THE PARK NEAR HULK'S APARTMENT.

Hulk will shut you up if you make him angry.

And you won't like Hulk when Hulk is angry.

HULK KITTY UPDATE FOLLOWS SO PAY ATTENTION IT IS IMPORTANT.

HULK STILL WANTS A KITTY.

When Hulk gives a nice girl his number he would like her to call him up.

That is all Hulk wants. Hulk is not like stupid Iron Man, who "makes the moves." Hulk just wants to get a slice of pizza and maybe see that movie with the doggie that smiles.