HULK WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIS SANDWICH THAT HE IS EATING RIGHT NOW! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR HULK'S SONG ABOUT SANDWICH? OK! HULK WILL GIVE YOU THE LYRICS BECAUSE UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A "THREE BLOCK RADIUS" YOU CAN NOT HEAR HULK'S SONG THAT IS EXCELLENT! It is so good that the people upstairs kick the floor to show how much they like it! That is so nice of them!

Hulk's baloney has a first name!
It's H-U-L-K-apostrophe-S!
Hulk's baloney has a second name!
It's B-A-L-O-N-E-Y.
Hulk likes to eat it everyday
And wash it down with Red Bull Superdrink - HOORAY!
Because Hulk needs lots of energy
And he gets it in baloney.

Mmm. BALONEY! Hulk sees you, Other Hulk, in the oven's glass! Hulk's sandwich is better than your sandwich because Hulk put Miracle Whip on it! Everything is better with Miracle Whip on it!

OK, that is a lie. Fruit pies are not better with Miracle Whip on them.

Hulk is so sorry he lied. Hulk tries not to lie.

THANK YOU EVERYBODY WHO GAVE HULK RED BULL MONEY!!! Hulk now has $22 that he can use to make sure that he can keep VILLAGE IN NEW YORK safe for more days!

Hulk still seeing other Hulk all over the place. Hulk thinking it may be time for a "reckoning." You could say Hulk reckons it is time for a reckoning, but Hulk is not from Alabama or Georgia or Oregon or any other states in the south!!!

Hulk got call from a company offering Hulk a "credit card" with "low interest." HULK THINKS THAT IF YOUR COMPANY WANTS TO OFFER HULK A CARD THAT GIVES HIM CREDIT, IT SHOULD HAVE A LOT OF INTEREST IN HULK! Puny companies! Hulk wants to feel like is a valued customer and that he is not another cog in your stupid money trap machines!

Hulk told them NO! He's heard about how Credit Cards got stupid stinky Wolverine in trouble at a place called "Scores."

OK HULK HAS TO ASK EVERYONE THAT READS HULK'S INTERNET DIARY FOR A FAVOR BECAUSE HE IS RUNNING OUT OF MONEY FOR RED BULL SUPERDRINKS AND NEEDS MONEY SO HE CAN GET RED BULL SUPERDRINKS.

Hulk is not getting money from stupid Tony Stark and Avengers Pension Fund for another few days and Hulk needs some money so he can have the energy to do what needs to be done in this city, like telling stupid Spider-Bug-Man to leave him alone! A Red Bull Superdrink for Hulk only costs $2 and if Hulk gets like $6, he can buy a four pack which saves him 80% or something! Hulk put a button on the right so you could click and donate $2 to Hulk's account at the bank down the street and Hulk can go "Hello, nice teller, please give Hulk money that he needs for Red Bull Superdrink."

Hulk would like it very much.

OK, OTHER HULK, THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS!!

I saw you in that puddle from the fire hydrant when the fire men were helping that family save their kitten and Hulk had to jump in building and then find the kitten and then save the kitten and it was cute but Hulk thought the little girl and the little boy in the family wanted the kitten more and when Hulk was handing over the Kitten, he SAW YOU, OTHER HULK, WITH A KITTEN IN THE PUDDLE! OH HULK WAS SO JEALOUS!!!

Then Hulk saw you when getting Iced Coffee with Captain America and you were in the glass at the coffee place and that is no good! Hulk is not putting up with this anymore! Stop following Hulkand go follow someone else!

PS> You should follow Iron Man because he is a really mean person.

Hulk is busy trying to write a joke that he can send to Highlights magazine and get $15 to use as Hulk wishes in big joke contest! Hulk has gotten this so far:

PERSON ONE: KNOCK KNOCK
PERSON 2: WHO IS THERE?
PERSON ONE:

Hulk thinks there is real potential here!

Hulk's tummy feels a lot better because Hulk called up Doctor Strange who is not a real doctor but a magical doctor and he helped Hulk make sure his tummy felt better by using his "Eye Of Agamotto" that glows real funny and he said that Hulk shouldn't overindulge with sweet, sweet candy. Thank you Doctor Strange! That stupid "Medical Board" may have taken away your license to do medicine for real, but you do OK by Hulk!

Hulk wants to know who the other Hulk in the apartment thinks he is! He lives in the Bathroom and in the hallway as far as Hulk can tell! When Hulk brushes teeth, there is the other Hulk brushing his teeth! When Hulk comes back from Bodega to get Red Bull Superdrink, other Hulk has Red Bull Superdrink! One time Hulk was combing his hair real nice so he could go to shopping mall and get PlayStation Portable and the other Hulk was doing the same thing!

Hulk getting scared.

Hulk's tummy hurts.

Does anyone know where Hulk can get a gallon of that grey icky stuff called "KAOPECTATE" or something that can help his tummy get better?

HULK WANTS TO KNOW WHO WAS IN HULK'S APARTMENT

Hulk's top secret Skrull weapon is gone, stupid apartment is neat now and somebody sorted Hulk's Little Golden Books!

Hulk has called policemen, but they laughed at Hulk. :(

Where am I? Oh, god. Not again! How long have I been changed this
time? Has it been a week? Two? Let me find the calendar...find
out...why am I typing this? Why was this open? What's "blogger?"
How many Red Bull Cans can he need?

I've just looked at the calendar.

It's been two years since I changed! I have to make some
calls, talk to some people! Tony Stark, yeah, and Hank Pym...who
else? Who else?

Crap, that's a lot of Hostess Twinkies wrappers sitting in the corner.
Are there even clothes that will fit me in that corner of the room?
What the hell is this Bachman Turner Overdrive CD doing taped onto the
TV antenna with a post-it note saying "SKRULL DETECKSHUN DEVICE" attached? What is wrong with him?

What has he been doing?

This is going to take months to clean up. At least he didn't leave
any old pizza boxes under the...oh. They're under the sink now.
Great! Just great.

Hey, if you're reading this, can you contact Tony Stark and tell him
Bruce Banner's looking for him? Thanks.