HULK SAYS IT IS TIME TO TALK TURKEY ABOUT FAKE INTERNET HULK DIARIES THAT ARE NOT THE REAL HULK'S INTERNET DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!

Hulk is sad to find out that some people have "ripped off" Hulk's diary and decided to write like they are Hulk, even if they are not as smart or as handsome or as ignorant (Doctor Strange called me that and he is a nice man!) as Hulk is! Hulk has been doing his internet diary since the internet was invented in 2001 and thinks that people need to find their own things to do like go gardening or learn magic tricks to show other people instead of making fun of Hulk because when you make fun of Hulk, you make Hulk mad! Hulk doesn't think this is Other Hulk, because Other Hulk lives in separate dimension or something - Hulk has to ask Mister Science Man Reed Richards about that, and if it is Other Hulk, HULK WILL SMASH YOU REALLY REALLY GOOD.

Hulk has to go get his haircut now! Hulk wants fake internet Hulks to think about the thing that they have done that is bad!!!

HULK SEES GIANT FIREBALL IN THE SKY THAT MEANS THAT THIS WEEKEND IS THE WEEKEND FOR PARTYING AND BARBECUING HOORAY!

Hulk also thinks you should spend time thinking about men and women who have fought for your freedom to smash things, too.

BUT MOSTLY IT IS TIME FOR HAMBURGERS!!!!!

Sometimes Hulk complains about how Hulk is drawn and written by puny humans who make Hulk comic books but Hulk wants to say that Hulk really likes this part of a comic book that the Hulk was in because Hulk really likes horses and thinks that you all need to go talk to horses and get to know them because they are nice and if you pet them real nice and talk to them and give them sugar cubes, they can be your friends too!

Hulk knows how hard it can be to make friends, so if you need friends, go get some carrots or sugar cubes and go see the horses and pet them really nice like you would a little kitten! If you take candy bars or Red Bull Superdrink to them, though, you get yelled at by the person who takes care of the horses and then you have to go home without having a new horse friend that is nice!

PS> OTHER HULK - HORSE IS HULK'S FRIEND, NOT YOUR FRIEND! You will not have any friends because you are not nice and you take things that are not yours like Hulk's pizza and Hulk's kitten friend that Hulk saved!

HULK DID NOT MEAN TO SMASH THAT STUPID PINBALL MACHINE AT THE PIZZA PLACE THAT LETS HULK EAT HIS SLICES BUT THE OTHER HULK WAS IN THE GLASS THERE, MAKING FUN OF HULK!!!

Hulk will catch you, Other Hulk.

HULK HAS TO MAKE AN APOLOGY ON THE INTERNET TO THE PERSON NAMED KATY THAT READS HIS INTERNET DIARY AND LIKES IT A LOT.

Hulk's email sometimes does not get read as much as Hulk should read it and sometimes it breaks and eats messages and sometimes Hulk just deletes all the mail and wins the "HOTMAIL" game. ANYHOW, Katy sent Hulk a very nice picture that she made and Hulk never saw it and now he wants to show everybody's KATY'S NICE PICTURE so Hulk is going to put it right here:



Hulk has a CHAIR that he sits on, but other than that it is VERY MUCH LIKE HULK'S REAL LIFE and Hulk thanks Katy VERY MUCH for working so hard on this picture for Hulk!

HULK HAS DISCOVERED THE BEST INTERNET WEBSITE EVER!!!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE KITTENS FIGHT IT OUT AND CLICK ON YOUR FAVORITE KITTEN!"

This means Hulk is never going to get any work done on his new LEGO sculpture again!!!

PS> CUDDLEWHORE IS HULK'S FAVORITE, EVEN IF THAT KITTY HAS A BAD WORD IN ITS NAME!!!

THIS IS A LETTER TO THE PERSON WHO PUTS THE MENUS IN HULK'S MAILBOX AND AROUND HULK'S DOORKNOB.

Dear Person Who Puts The Menus In Hulk's Mailbox And Around Hulk's Doorknob:
Stop putting menus in Hulk's mailbox and around Hulk's doorknob! Hulk is tired of having to throw away stupid menus from places that serve food that Hulk will not eat! Hulk likes Chinese Food just fine but Hulk goes around the corner to Magic Lucky Star Garden and gets it from the nice man there! Hulk is not lazy and wanting delivery! Hulk is big and strong and can walk two blocks!

Besides, Hulk does not like "Thai" food! It has stupid peppers in it and EW Hulk does not like the peppers! Hulk does not like Indian food because Hulk thinks the white man took enough from the Indians when they moved into America! Hulk doesn't want to make them work to make food for Hulk when Hulk can feed Hulk's own self!

Thank You For Stopping The Menus That You Put In Hulk's Mailbox And Around Hulk's Doorknob,
Hulk

PS> Hulk is being nice and not saying how he will smash you if you don't stop it, but trust Hulk...Hulk will smash!

Hulk went by "stoop sale" at place down the street today and picked up an old video game system that was called PONG and plugged it in but thinks it is broken because it just has stupid blip going left and right and left and right and left and right and left and right and left and right and left and right.

Where can Hulk get CDs with "PONG Games" on them??

Hulk asked Spider-Bug-Man about this when Spider-Bug-Manwas swinging through neighborhood on his icky webs that he leaves behind him (ew gross gross gross!) and got told to "put a sock in it, Greensleeves."

HULK'S NAME IS NOT GREENSLEEVES! HULK'S NAME IS HULK!!!