THIS PERSON POSTED A FAKE "BLOG" ENTRY ABOUT KITTY CATS THAT SAYS IT WAS WRITTEN BY HULK BUT WAS NOT WRITTEN BY HULK!

Oh, Hulk really hopes he sees a bad guy on his way to the chinese takeout so Hulk can do some GUILT-FREE SMASHING.

AND HULK SAYS HEYYY YEAH YEAH YEAH
HEYYY YEAH YEAH YEAH
HULK SAYS HEY!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

Hulk helped those kids at the elementary school yesterday by teaching them not to get in a car with a stranger by making Thor pretend to be a stranger and Hulk pretended to be a little boy and Hulk wore short pants and a baseball cap and a pair of sneakers and skipped and sang "Hulk is a little teapot!" and then when Thor pretended to be a bad person said "Have at thee, lad! Get into yon transport so I may take thee away from this mortal coil," Hulk used the three rules that all kids must remember when dealing with bad people and showed the kids how to keep themselves from being stolen!

You want to know the three rules? Here they are!

1) If you do not know the person, say "I do not know you and even if you tell me there is a kitten in your van, Hulk is not going to get in that van," except you can say your name and not "Hulk," OK?

2) If the bad person grabs you, yell real loud and say "I do not know this bad person who is taking me and putting me in their car!"

3) If they are really bad, aim at what Hulk calls "The Tony Starks" and kick them real hard between their legs and then hit their throat and their eyeballs!

This is how you keep from getting stolen by bad people!

IRON MAN AKA TONY STARK:
PLEASE STOP CALLING HULK.

HULK DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU.

You are a LIAR and HULK DOES NOT LIKE
people who LIE at all! They are smelly!

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN THAT TONY STARK IS IRON MAN?!?!?

Hulk's world is totally shattered here, people!

THIS IS THE PING PONG SCORE FROM THE GAME THAT WAS HAD LAST NIGHT AT DOCTOR STRANGE'S PLACE WHICH IS NEAR MY PLACE IN THE VILLAGE.

Hulk: 2
Howard The Duck: 38
Ping-Pong Table: Smashed!

THIS IS A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HULK THINKS
YOU SHOULD GIVE MONEY TO IF YOU WANT
TO HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HURT
REAL BAD BY THAT STUPID STORM!!!

Paypal is not taking any fees off the money they take from people who help give money to this very important "effort"! CLICK HERE if you want to give money to their giant robot computer that helps people.

The Red Cross have helped many people over the years but right now they do not have enough money to help these people. You can CLICK HERE to give them some of your money that you were just going to use to buy Red Bull or candy or maybe some monster truck magazines so you can be like Hulk!

Find out how the superheroes called "Mercy Corps" are doing a lot to help people and if you want, you can give them money to help them if you CLICK HERE.

There is a tiny little church in Baton Rouge that is "housing" many of the people who are running away from the big mess that Katrina made and they are needing some money to help these people out! CLICK HERE to go read Puny Human Dave's site, where he can tell you more!

There are many puppies and kittens and monkeys and other nice animals that people have that are going hungry and getting sick in the middle of this stupid mess! If you CLICK HERE, you can help them out, too!

Hulk has given what Hulk can! It is time for puny humans to "step up!"

If you see some people saying "Hello, we are collecting money for victims of Katrina!" and you do not know who they are, you can go to THIS INTERNET WEBSITE and find out if they are good people or stupid villains who need smashing. If they are villains, make sure you email Hulk and give Hulk their address!

Picture of Hulk by Puny Human James Kochalka, who Hulk did not "request permission" from, but it is a picture of Hulk anyway, so Hulk took it and had Iron Man put the words in Hulk's mouth!