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HHUUuulLLk is innn THEE DESERTTT helping SSSTUUPID IRRONNMN MMANNM.

HHULLLKKK WILL WWWRITTEE#E# BAAACCCK FFRROOMM NNEWW YYOOOORK!!

This is not the kind of toy
that they have made of Hulk
that Hulk likes because it is too soft
and makes Hulk look like he is a
baby and Hulk is not a baby even
if he likes babies a lot.


This is the kind of toy
that they have made of Hulk
that Hulk likes because it
has missles and makes a
big robot and goes
PYOO PYOO PYOO CRASH!!!!

Hulk thinks this is a good book, though,
because it shows Hulk having a tasty hamburger
and telling kids it is important to say "Please"
and "Thank You." Who is that girl next
to Hulk? Hulk does not know.

The end.

There was not enough snow for Hulk to shovel and make extra pocket money so he can buy presents for his friends like the man at the donut place that makes sure Hulk has an extra big coffee and Captain America who is a very nice person except when he is all bossy and that makes Hulk sad.

If Hulk could feel strong and brave about doing it, Hulk would make a computer frowny face like this :( but Hulk can not.

HA HA HA HA HA!

Somebody put the imitation BEN GRIMM ROCK MAN HANDS on the "toys you should not buy for your kid because they will hurt themselves real bad if they play with them" list and you can click here to see them write about them!

These are the stupid hands! They are stupid!

Hulk wants to point out one thing: the fake Hulk hands that were put out with the movie about the Hulk that was pretty OK when it was about Hulk smashing and not that stupid made-up stuff about his father being the stupid Absorbing Man were never on that list of toys.

BEN GRIMM: YOU MAY HAVE A BILLION ZILLION DOLLARS AND LIVE IN A SKYSCRAPER, BUT NOBODY EVER SAID HULK TOYS HURT BABIES!!!!!!!