tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31652892024-03-12T21:51:59.102-04:00Incredible Hulk Diary That is on the InternetHere you can read diary about the Incredible Hulk!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comBlogger292125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-75475666172391281902009-11-09T17:26:00.005-05:002009-11-09T17:37:07.200-05:00The Incredible Hulk CocktailApparently, there is a cocktail named after me. Thus, it's called the Incredible Hulk. It's main ingredients are: 2 oz. of Hennessy Cognac and 2 oz. of Hpnotiq vodka. It's not the best drink in the world. Obviously it's only made because of the fact that it is green and has an awesome name. And it's the strongest drink you'll ever taste. And then it will bash you! The dude in the video has to addIncredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-55140641647090199562009-01-14T10:30:00.003-05:002009-01-14T10:39:02.076-05:00The Incredible Hulk Movie of 2008Did you all see my new movie last year? They've made a couple of new ones about me in the past few years. I think they may have got it right this time. I can't believe Edward Norton is playing me, Dr. Bruce Banner. My favorite movie last year was definitely Iron Man. I can't wait for the sequel. I heard that Mickey Rourke was going to be a bad guy in that film. He and I used to do coke together Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-26231511553900201862007-10-18T11:41:00.000-04:002007-10-18T12:01:23.888-04:00Hello. Kevin Church here. If you didn't know, I'm the guy who helps Hulk write this diary and it's pretty obvious that old Jade Jaws isn't going to update any time in the foreseeable future.First of all, I'd like to apologize to the fans that (still) come back to check things for not making this post earlier. I'd also like to thank them for their continued support of this silly little project.Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-61468849915024982822007-05-25T12:58:00.000-04:002007-05-25T13:02:21.650-04:00STUPID MARVEL COMICS HAS GIVEN HULK'S ENEMY MODOK (THAT STANDS FOR MECHANICAL SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING KITTENS) HIS OWN INTERNET DIARY BLOG WEBSITE.Hulk has found out that MODOK now lives in BROOKLYN which is where HULK LIVES.Hulk thinks he has some SMASHING OF STUPID BIGHEADED MODOK to do.And then maybe Hulk can get a sack of taquitos.Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-81195340837885229432007-04-26T09:46:00.000-04:002007-04-26T10:04:06.127-04:00A lot of people talk to Hulk, wanting to know how Hulk about the comic books that Marvel Comics makes about Hulk. Hulk thinks they are pretty OK most of the time, even if they have stupid stories like this stupid "Mister Fantastic And Tony Stark And Nick Fury Shoot Hulk Into Space And He Comes Back Later And Breaks A Bunch Of Stuff" story that is happening soon, but Hulk has to give special "Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-48802925160729400532007-04-16T12:07:00.001-04:002007-04-16T12:07:58.924-04:00THIS IS WHY "EDWARD NORTON" SHOULD NOT PLAY HULK IN UPCOMING MOVIE ABOUT HULK.THE END.Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-53195190344519442322007-03-27T13:05:00.000-04:002007-03-27T13:08:09.223-04:00THIS IS A COMIC BOOK THAT IS COMING OUT IN A FEW MONTHS ABOUT THE HULK AND HIS FRIEND FRANKLIN RICHARDS. Hulk really likes Franklin Richards a lot because he is a nice little boy and even though Marvel Comics shows that Franklin Richards's dad Reed Richards shot Hulk into space because Hulk was really bad, that did not really happen. Hulk is not in space and Hulk liked Reed Richards and Sue Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-58986615973613881882007-02-28T13:23:00.000-05:002007-02-28T13:27:01.177-05:00THERE IS A MOVIE COMING OUT ABOUT HULK'S FRIENDS THE FANTASTIC FOUR.It is the second movie they have made about them and even though stupid Ben Grimm is a stupid stupidhead that is stupid, Hulk is happy to see his friends Johnny Torch and Reed Stretch on the big screen like they deserve. Hulk thinks there is something wrong with Susan Invisible, though, because the actress playing her looks likeIncredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-64847946993104754962007-02-21T11:08:00.001-05:002007-02-21T11:08:55.934-05:00Hello Hulk got this email and Hulk is wondering if he should help because Hulk needs some money and if Hulk had some money maybe Hulk wouldn't have to go look at the stupid jobs section of the New York Post and Daily Bugle. No, Hulk does not want to work construction, thank you for asking. Hulk does not like to say things to girls that walk by and Hulk can't whistle very well.WITH DUE RESPACTIncredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-50047939149937520532007-02-15T10:47:00.000-05:002007-02-15T10:53:30.077-05:00Who Likes To Eat Pu-Pu Platters?Hulk does!Even if they have a name that makes Hulk laugh a lot!Do you like to eat Pu-Pu Platters?Hulk likes the SHRIMPS the most.Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-25888004923709878172007-02-07T13:25:00.000-05:002007-02-07T13:29:36.769-05:00WHY DID HULK HAVE TO CHANGE FROM OLD "BLOGGER" TO NEW "BLOGGER" COMPUTER SOFTWARE? Hulk does not like change very much because every time somebody thinks Hulk should change it is things like "Hulk should smash less" and "Hulk should not watch Dora the Explorer and should instead go and fight stupid Stilt-Man" and let Hulk tell you that fighting Stilt Man is a problem for Daredevil or Spider-Man!!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1170521525658139752007-02-03T11:40:00.000-05:002007-02-03T11:52:05.673-05:00Hulk has gotten a lot of emails and comments wanting to know why Hulk hasn't updated his diary that is on the internet lately and Hulk wanted to also address some rumors that have been floating around about Hulk that need to be talked about because people need to know the truth about what has happened to Hulk of late, ok? OK! Hulk will put the things Hulk will say in a list because Hulk learnedIncredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1165554051712823832006-12-08T00:00:00.000-05:002006-12-08T00:00:51.730-05:00Hulk has decided Hulk is going to bring "Sexy" back.Hulk will have to find "Sexy" first. Hulk wants "Sexy" to get home in time for the holidays! Everyone deserves a good Christmas!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1163992200963197052006-11-19T22:08:00.000-05:002006-11-19T22:13:20.610-05:00HAHAHAHA SHUT UP IRON MAN SHUT UP!!!!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1163701340121403692006-11-16T13:16:00.000-05:002006-11-16T13:22:20.136-05:00OH MAN HULK'S ATM CARD WAS STUCK IN THE ATM.Hulk kept hitting the buttons and saying "Please let Hulk have his ATM card back because Hulk wants to go buy a Playstation 3 and play that Ultimate Alliance game Hulk is in with everyone, even the Punisher" but the machine was all like BEEP BOOP NO NO NO.And Hulk tried to be nice and called the people at his bank and Hulk said "Hulk has money because Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1162159915192870132006-10-29T17:09:00.000-05:002006-10-29T17:11:55.206-05:00"NORTON" asked Hulk a question about movies and Hulk is going to answer it."Norton" asked:Hulk, I have just watched a DVD called "THE ULTIMATE AVENGERS" and I was just wondering how much money you made from it, since you have a big role in the movie?Hulk is sorry you watched that movie because it is full of big stupid lies about Hulk and how mean he is! The producers of that movie said that HulkIncredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1161375026189404612006-10-20T16:02:00.000-04:002006-10-20T16:21:50.853-04:00HA HA ITALY HAS A STUPID GIANTANT PROBLEM THAT WILL PROBABLYCOST A LOT TO GET RID OF!!!!Hulk feels "sorry" for Italy because Hulk knows how tough it is to beat up ants, especially if you leave pizza boxes lying around like Italy probably does all the time STUPID ANTS!!!AND HELLO MICHAEL FLEMING. Why did you make this picture of Hulk that makes Hulk so sad? :( Where did Hulk's hands go? TELL Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1160669776538059762006-10-12T12:00:00.000-04:002006-10-12T12:17:37.610-04:00Bono says "PEACE OUT! HIPPIE MAN!"Hulk says "KEEP ON SMASHING!"WHOSESIDEAREYOUON?Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1160163744342854112006-10-06T15:33:00.000-04:002006-10-06T15:57:14.060-04:00OK OK EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN HULK IS BACK PLEASE SIT DOWN QUIET IN THE BACK PLEASE.Hulk had to go out to the desert to fight "The Leader," who is a bad guy who has a very large stupid head. Here is a picture of "The Leader.""The Leader" may have a VERY LARGE AND STUPID HEAD but he has a "teleporter" that he says he made himself and that must mean he's almost as smart as Puny Richards from theIncredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1154446512090004112006-08-01T11:29:00.000-04:002006-08-01T11:35:12.146-04:00Hulk has the day off from being a police man and the nice sergeant man at the police station who is Hulk's boss said Hulk may get to take "a really, really long vacation" because Hulk "took unreasonable steps" to stop that bad man with the gun.Hulk doesn't think that throwing the man in the Hudson River is "unreasonable," but Hulk likes having time off!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1154012945315674412006-07-27T11:02:00.000-04:002006-07-27T11:09:05.353-04:00OK SO HULK IS SORRY HULK HAS NOT BEEN WRITING SO MUCH IN HULK'S DIARY OF LATE.Do you want to know the reason that Hulk has not been writing so much in Hulk's diary of late? Hulk has been very busy filling out "paperwork" at his job place where he is a policeman and do you know that it's very annoying to do that? At least Hulk has a big keyboard on his police work computer where he can type Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1151382792103322472006-06-27T00:32:00.000-04:002006-06-27T00:33:12.113-04:00HEY PEOPLE IN NEW YORK THAT SELL BOOTLEG HULK STUFF WITHOUT ASKING HULK.Hulk sees you! Hulk is not happy and HULK HAS A BADGE AND A GUN NOW POW POW!!!!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1150728040990590622006-06-19T10:32:00.000-04:002006-06-19T10:42:29.806-04:00Hulk knows it has been a while since Hulk wrote in his internet diary but Hulk has been very busy. Did you know that Marvel Comics, who make comic books about the Hulk, have a big "storyline" going on right now called Planet Hulk and in it, Hulk goes into space and beats up people on another planet? That is not what Hulk has been doing. Hulk decided to be like Shaq and join the police force, Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1147199062652844602006-05-09T14:20:00.000-04:002006-05-09T14:24:22.663-04:00Hulk only gets one of these (HULK GETS A KITTY IN THE ONE HULK GETS!!!) but Hulk really likes the art in these comic strips about Hulk.Here is the first strip!Here is the second strip!Here is strip C!Here is the fourth strip!Thank you Katie Cook for making good comics about Hulk!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-1146800195211700412006-05-04T23:35:00.000-04:002006-05-04T23:36:35.223-04:00HULK DOES NOT TALK BABY TALK!!!STUPID COMIC BOOK PEOPLE LISTEN UP! HULK HERE! HULK DOES NOT TALK BABY TALK!!!! HULK IS NOT A BABY!!!!!!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.com