Hulk discovered something scientific.

Hulk discovered that if Hulk falls off Empire State Building while waving arms vigorously and shouting "SEE, SPIDER-MAN, HULK CAN TOO FLY!!," Hulk's tush hurts for about a week. Hulk can't violate laws of psychics or something.

Man, Hulk think Hulk movie's special effects suck so far.

HULK SENSES MONEY-MAKING OPPORTUNITY!!!

Maybe Hulk can afford own apartment then!

This disturbs Hulk.

And why Hulk always have to be Green Apple candy flavor? Why can Hulk not be Green Strawberry or Green Grape?

Hulk thinking about war and have this to say.

HULK PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST HULK KNOWS HE'S FREE
BUT HE DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO TO WAR
FOR OIL

Hulk think it sums up his thoughts.

Man, Hulk like Jolly Ranchers. You should get Hulk some.

Hulk got email from JustJenn - you should look at her blog - Hulk bets she has a sweet ass.

(HULK DID NOT TYPE THAT. LUKE CAGE CAME BY AND ADDED THAT. HULK IS SURE JENN IS NICE BUT HULK WOULD NOT LOOK AT HER ASS. LUKE CAGE IS A DIRTY MAN!!!!)

It took Hulk two weeks to realize that "dnL" drink and "7up" were the same.

You keep laughing at Hulk. Hulk's reloading, or however that dumb joke go.

OK NOW HULK CAN NOT GO TO BODEGA AROUND THE CORNER FROM MANSION.


Just because Hulk tried to show his wicked good headspin move to the b-boys and broke that window and that other window and that door, Mr. Ruiz says Hulk can not go there to get Mountain Dew Code Red Extreme Jolt Coolerz.


Black Panther say it best. Mr. Ruiz is a motherf*%cker.

Hulk saw Daredevil and thought it sucked.

No, really. It sucked.