WHY DID HULK HAVE TO CHANGE FROM OLD "BLOGGER" TO NEW "BLOGGER" COMPUTER SOFTWARE?

Hulk does not like change very much because every time somebody thinks Hulk should change it is things like "Hulk should smash less" and "Hulk should not watch Dora the Explorer and should instead go and fight stupid Stilt-Man" and let Hulk tell you that fighting Stilt Man is a problem for Daredevil or Spider-Man!!!!

Also: Hulk thinks you should read good article that was written on the internet where Hulk and the rest of the people he worked with for a while called The Defenders answered questions. This is the link to it right here that you will need to click on http://community.livejol HOW DOES HULK STOP TEXT FROM BEING A STUPID LINK!?!?!.

OK? OK!

Hulk has gotten a lot of emails and comments wanting to know why Hulk hasn't updated his diary that is on the internet lately and Hulk wanted to also address some rumors that have been floating around about Hulk that need to be talked about because people need to know the truth about what has happened to Hulk of late, ok? OK! Hulk will put the things Hulk will say in a list because Hulk learned from Iron Man that it is the best way to tell people what is going on with Hulk and other things that need to be put in language that is clear.

1. Hulk is not dating crazy Lindsay Lohan. Hulk only wanted to help the nice girl from that movie about mean girls get from the nightclub she was in back to her limousine. She kissed Hulk on the cheek and all of the papers in New York City (yes, I am talking about you, J. Jonah Jameson and stupid Peter Parker at the Daily Bugle!!!!) decided to run a picture of it like it was a fact that Hulk was spending time with her. Hulk only was nice to her that one time and Hulk really hopes that she enjoys her time in Wonderland. Hulk read about Wonderland in Peter Pan (or maybe Hulk saw the movie) and it sounds like a nice place to learn to stop drinking that stuff that looks like water but really isn't!!!!
   
2. Hulk is not in outer space. That is a story in comic books that Marvel Comics puts out about Hulk. Hulk knows this is hard to understand, but COMIC BOOKS ARE NOT REAL. Hulk has had to move to "Brooklyn" because Hulk can't afford the place Hulk had in "Greenwich Village," but Hulk has a nice neighborhood and nobody stares at Hulk too much because compared to some of his neighbors, Hulk is quiet and nice.
   
3. Hulk is not dead. Hulk just has been busy saving the world instead of writing in his internet diary! Did any of you hear about Hulk stopping The Leader's stupid beam that erased people's brains and made them all his slaves? That is what Hulk spent time doing instead of typing in the computer internet! Hulk also punched out a big monster in Tokyo after Doctor Strange sent him there and played golf with Thor (who is not dead either so stop asking Hulk about that) in ASGARD, which is a very nice place to play golf but Hulk thinks you may have a tough time getting there.

There. That is what Hulk has been up to lately! What have you been doing?!?!?

Hulk has decided Hulk is going to bring "Sexy" back.

Hulk will have to find "Sexy" first.

Hulk wants "Sexy" to get home in time for the holidays! Everyone deserves a good Christmas!

HAHAHAHA SHUT UP IRON MAN SHUT UP!!!!

OH MAN HULK'S ATM CARD WAS STUCK IN THE ATM.

Hulk kept hitting the buttons and saying "Please let Hulk have his ATM card back because Hulk wants to go buy a Playstation 3 and play that Ultimate Alliance game Hulk is in with everyone, even the Punisher" but the machine was all like BEEP BOOP NO NO NO.

And Hulk tried to be nice and called the people at his bank and Hulk said "Hulk has money because Hulk just got a deposit and Hulk would like to get it!" and the bank's answering machine said "Leave a message and we will get back to you as soon as possible" and Hulk was like "HULK JUST LEFT A MESSAGE WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT?"

And that's why Hulk now owes Bank of America $43,000 for two ATMs in the Union Square area.

The end.

"NORTON" asked Hulk a question about movies and Hulk is going to answer it.

"Norton" asked:

Hulk, I have just watched a DVD called "THE ULTIMATE AVENGERS" and I was just wondering how much money you made from it, since you have a big role in the movie?

Hulk is sorry you watched that movie because it is full of big stupid lies about Hulk and how mean he is! The producers of that movie said that Hulk is a "public figure" and can be used in a movie even if he doesn't want to be in a movie just like President Monkey Man was used in that fat man's movie that was called FAHRENHEIT 9/11.

Hulk is not happy about that, but there is nothing Hulk can do about it.

Hulk has to go back to cleaning the house now because Ant-Man is coming over to play computer game hockey later. HULK WILL SMASH HIS PUNY HARTFORD WHALERS.

HA HA ITALY HAS A STUPID GIANT
ANT PROBLEM THAT WILL PROBABLY
COST A LOT TO GET RID OF!!!!

Hulk feels "sorry" for Italy because Hulk knows how tough it is to beat up ants, especially if you leave pizza boxes lying around like Italy probably does all the time STUPID ANTS!!!

AND HELLO MICHAEL FLEMING. Why did you make this picture of Hulk that makes Hulk so sad? :( Where did Hulk's hands go? TELL HULK!!

Bono says "PEACE OUT! HIPPIE MAN!"


Hulk says "KEEP ON SMASHING!"

WHOSE
SIDE
ARE
YOU
ON?

OK OK EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN HULK IS BACK PLEASE SIT DOWN QUIET IN THE BACK PLEASE.

Hulk had to go out to the desert to fight "The Leader," who is a bad guy who has a very large stupid head. Here is a picture of "The Leader."
"The Leader" may have a VERY LARGE AND STUPID HEAD but he has a "teleporter" that he says he made himself and that must mean he's almost as smart as Puny Richards from the Fantastic Four.

"The Leader" teleported Hulk into space at the very top of Earth's air-bubble that is called "the atmosphere"! Hulk ended up falling back down and landed in "Australia" where Hulk was very sad to see that "The Crocodile Hunter," a man who was very nice to Crocodiles despite having a name like that died and so Hulk just sort of hung around around with dingos and kangaroos and koalas and platypuses.

Here is a picture of Steve Irwin feeding babies (Hulk thinks they are babies anyway - that is what the one on the right looks like) to crocodiles! Hulk may not agree with feeding babies to animals usually, but Hulk is sure Steve Irwin, "The Crocodile Hunter" had a good reason to feed babies to animals.

Hulk is not a police officer any more because Hulk broke too much stuff and went and fought The Leader instead of going back to work after his suspension so now Hulk is looking for a job again. The Avengers told Hulk they could offer him "temporary worker" status so Hulk could get a little pocket money, but Hulk has bills to pay, like two months of rent!!!

Hulk has the day off from being a police man and the nice sergeant man at the police station who is Hulk's boss said Hulk may get to take "a really, really long vacation" because Hulk "took unreasonable steps" to stop that bad man with the gun.

Hulk doesn't think that throwing the man in the Hudson River is "unreasonable," but Hulk likes having time off!