Hulk can't get into Grammies. Something about not having chairs big enough. Hulk just want to pinch Pink's butt. Is that so wrong?

Hulk been reading some of these Marvel Comics.

Man, they make Hulk look dumb.

Maybe Hulk have to talk to them sooner than Hulk thought. First movie, then comics with guy called "Leader" who had big brain and a psychologist. Hulk found funny thing on web about stupid scripts:

HULK: BETTY DEAD! HULK SMASH!

DOC SAMSON: What you're feeling is remorse, Bruce. What we need to do is a
complete overhaul of your psyche and inner child. It could take weeks, years
even - but at the end, I think we'll actually make contact with "the beast
within." Oh, and I charge by the hour.

HULK: HIGH PRICED SHRINK! HULK SMASH!


This is what Hulk would do. Stupid Doc Samson and his green hair.

And yes, Hulk miss Betty. She was nice. Stupid dying thing.

Hulk was sad; hands too big to play with LEGO.

Wasp gave him DUPLO. That much better.

Hulk heard rumor you can see big movie trailer with footage of fake Hulk during Super Bowl. Hulk may have to go to where Super Bowl is being played to show everyone HOW REAL HULK DOES THINGS.

OK, Hawkeye needs to knock off listening to Wu-Tang Clan. Hulk know they ain't nothing to f*ck with, but they keep persisting. Maybe Hulk will f*ck with them soon. All except ODB. Hulk knows even he too crazy for you to f*ck with.

OK VERY FUNNY JARVIS YOU GIVE ME MEAT PIE AND SAY I WILL LIKE IT.

WHAT IS THIS, A BLADDER?

MAN, HULK GROSSED OUT.

Hulk go to toy store today.

They have Hulk toys. Hulk buy one.

This blow Hulk's mind.

Of course, Lite-Brite blew Hulk's mind once.

Hulk have decent New Year's. It didn't rock as hard as Hulk would have liked, though. No Dick Clark!

Why Hulk have to brag about Hulk being strongest there is? Hulk trying to have some breakfast when Captain America tell Hulk "Time to do the sidewalks!" and pass shovel to Hulk.

Man, Hulk sucker sometimes. From now on Hulk say "Hulk was strongest there is, but that Thor sure is good at shoveling snow and carrying groceries!"

You read new Alter Ego because Fred Hembeck do funny thing about Hulk story written by puny human Harlan Ellison.

GO READ NOW.

SNOW.
Hulk now sing "Informer!"

Informer something something something something
Licky boom boom down!

That dumb song.