Hulk thinks stupid big party can stop now and go home. Hulk saw part of it on TV box and SAW GOVERNOR CONAN BUT HE "SOLD OUT" AND CUT HIS HAIR! Hulk very upset at this because if HULK can go green and stay green SO CAN GOVERNOR CONAN! He didn't even have a sword or anything.
Then Hulk saw President's daughters and they made some jokes Hulk didn't get and then President's wife came on and she looked like she was a ROBOT LIKE ULTRON OH NO HULK HAS FOUND OUT PLOT AND HAS TO GO WARN OTHER AVENGERS OK BYE!!!!
