Hulk really really hopes that all of the puny humans in Louisiana take care of themselves and don't drown or anything because of that big stupid storm named Katrina. Hulk asked the girl at the coffee shop named Katrina if she knew this storm and if she would tell it to knock things off, but she said she couldn't help because it was a big storm and she was just an art student. She then gave Hulk his triple mocha latte and a biscotti and Hulk sat in the big big chair they got for him and read the "comic books" that the people at Marvel send Hulk.

They are pretty OK, Hulk guesses. Hulk thinks they need more smashing because that is what people want to see when they read a comic book about the Hulk and his smashing. Look at that baby there and tell Hulk that the baby is not all like "Hello, I would like to be told about more smashing in the Hulk comic book because I am a little baby and can't read yet!"

Hulk just found out a new fact that is important if you are fighting somebody who is a really bad person called "The Leader" in the middle of the place that you live that is called The Village that is in Manhattan which is part of New York.

If you knock over an apartment building and pick up a wall and beat "The Leader" with it a lot, you will probably get yelled at by the Mayor and the Chief of Police and then Captain America will come over and tell you that he's disappointed in you.

Hulk has to say something, though: it felt real good to smash that big-headed poo-poo head with that wall.

PS> Today is Puny Human Jack Kirby's birthday and even if he is dead, Hulk wanted to say that Hulk wouldn't be the Hulk he is without him. Happy Birthday, Jack!

There is now a 7/11 convenience store in Manhattan!!!

HULK REPEATS THIS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.

THERE IS NOW A 7/11 CONVENIENCE STORE IN MANHATTAN!!!

This means Hulk does not have to go to stinky New Jersey to get Slurpees and Big Gulps!!

OH HEY IF YOU WANT TO READ SOME STUFF ABOUT A BOOK ABOUT THE HULK THAT IS REALLY GOOD, YOU SHOULD GO TO THIS INTERNET WEB SITE CALLED "DIAL B FOR BLOG" BECAUSE IT SHOWS A BOOK FROM A LONG TIME AGO THAT IS ABOUT HULK!

Hulk really likes that book. Sometime Hulk reads it and laughs and remembers smashing communists and all that fun stuff!

Hulk really likes bologna sandwiches.

Toasted bread and mayonnaise and bologna and maybe a little lettuce and tomato and a big glass of milk while Hulk watches his Digimon DVDs is the best.

Hulk wanted to talk about food again, but that's OK with you, right, Puny Humans?

Hulk wants to tell all the kids that even if they see Hulk having a big slice of pizza for breakfast, that is not what kids should have for breakfast because it is not nutritious!!! Hulk is big and strong already so he can have pizza for breakfast and a big soda and he can watch the pigeons but you should have some fruit and some cereal and maybe some eggs!!! OK, KIDS? EAT HEALTHY!


AND EXERCISE A LOT!

Hulk likes to listen to "deep house" music a lot when Hulk is cleaning his apartment in the part of New York that is called the Village and sometimes he plays it a little too loud and gets in trouble. Hulk thinks they call it "house" music because you play it when you are doing house work and you want to stay in a "deep" trance and scrub and scrub and scrub that toilet and tub!

You can listen to some good "deep house" if you go to this internet web site and go to their radio channels. Hulk is writing this post to avoid having to clean off the ceiling fans but now that Hulk has told you people about the "deep house" music, Hulk doesn't have an excuse.

PS> BEN GRIMM I AM NOT A "PANTYWAIST" OR A "SISSY" BECAUSE I LIKE THE MUSIC THAT GOES THUMP THUMP THUMP! Hulk is so "done" with your stereotyping!!!!

PPS> If you like Thump Thump Thump, you can get more really good computer files that have "deep house" mixes on them on this internet web site and over here on this other internet web site that has "deep house" mixes, too!!!

Hulk has changed the way his diary looked because Hulk got a lot of emails about his diary looking "ugly" and people don't realize that Hulk is not that good at design and internet stuff so he talked to his friend that helps him put up his diary and told him that he would not smash him if his friend helped him redesign the diary so it is redesigned now!

Hulk may need to "tweak" a few things, but Hulk thinks that it looks MIGHTY SNAZZY NOW!

Hulk is not going to tolerate internet trolls looking to stir up trouble on his diary! Hulk has "taken out" Fin Fang Foom and some other big stupid monsters! Hulk punched a dinosaur in his soft spot once and made him cry. Internet person "TONTO" needs to learn that insulting Hulk because Hulk wanted to make sure nobody fought in his diary's comments is not the way to make sure that you are Hulk's friend.

Buying Hulk some Red Bull Magical Superdrink, though, can make sure that you are Hulk's best friend, just like Rick Jones was!

OH, YES, INTERNET PERSON "LOTHAR HEX" - NO, HULK HAS NOT PLAYED NEW VIDEO GAME YET BUT WILL REPORT WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS A LOT OF FUN TO PLAY BECAUSE IT HAS A LOT OF SMASHING WITHOUT THE BILLS! HA HA HA!

Hulk has been thinking lately (STOP LAUGHING, STUPID BEN GRIMM) about "secret identities" and how important it is for some people to make sure that nobody knows who they are. Hulk knows that some people, like Spider-Bug-Man or Moon Knight Who Is Not Batman Honest want to protect people they love and care about while they do their super-hero stuff. Hulk heard that Monkeyfaced President had a special helper who told some people who are not as nice as other people the "secret identity" of a spy because her husband said something about a bad person not being as super-bad as they thought he was and making the Monkeyfaced President look like he was telling a lie.

Hulk does not like hearing about people "selling out" other people because they have done something that ticked the person who is "selling out" the information off. SECRET IDENTITIES ARE SECRET IDENTITIES AND ONLY THE PERSON WHO IS DOING THE STUFF CAN TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THEM OR MAYBE THEIR BOSS IF THEY WORK FOR SOMEBODY LIKE THE AVENGERS OR THE "JUSTICE LEAGUE" IN THE CARTOONS. Secret identities are very important for a lot of people to do things that are good and right and Hulk doesn't like people treating them like they are not important!!

Hulk thinks that Monkeyfaced President's Helper needs to have a special talking-to and maybe he should spend some time not working for Monkeyfaced President.

Hulk has to go because Hulk just ate a whole box of Junior Mints from the movie theater and boy he has a sugar-rush headache now!

Hulk have to tell you puny humans something: some days are better than others.

Hulk is sorry he has not written that much in his internet diary lately.

Hulk just wanted to say that.

Hulk also wanted to say he really likes strawberry milkshakes.