Hulk is not going to tolerate internet trolls looking to stir up trouble on his diary! Hulk has "taken out" Fin Fang Foom and some other big stupid monsters! Hulk punched a dinosaur in his soft spot once and made him cry. Internet person "TONTO" needs to learn that insulting Hulk because Hulk wanted to make sure nobody fought in his diary's comments is not the way to make sure that you are Hulk's friend.
Buying Hulk some Red Bull Magical Superdrink, though, can make sure that you are Hulk's best friend, just like Rick Jones was!
OH, YES, INTERNET PERSON "LOTHAR HEX" - NO, HULK HAS NOT PLAYED NEW VIDEO GAME YET BUT WILL REPORT WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS A LOT OF FUN TO PLAY BECAUSE IT HAS A LOT OF SMASHING WITHOUT THE BILLS! HA HA HA!
