Thursday, February 02, 2006

DEAR MAYOR OF THE CITY OF NEW YORK:

Hulk is very glad he gets to live in your city and is really happy to help out when bad people come to New York and want to do things like "blow up buildings" and stuff like that. However, you need to realize that sometimes when bad people show up to do things, Hulk has to take "extreme measures" to take care of things.

That is why Hulk had to throw the Statue of Liberty at Thor. Hulk was sure Thor was actually a space alien who wanted to make people believe he was Thor.

Hulk is sorry.

Love,
Hulk.