Hulk not remember agreeing to these. Why they use puny Wolverine Man and Daredevil Man? They should use Hulk for all if they going to rip Hulk off.

OH NO. JENNIFER AND BEN'S WEDDING IS OFF! NOW HULK HAVE TO TELL COUSIN JENNIFER SHE IS NOT HIS DATE TO IT.

Why are Iron Man and Thor laughing at me? WHAT?

This happened HOW LONG AGO?

OK LOOK PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO INFORM HULK OF THESE THINGS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU TELL ME BRITNEY AND JUSTIN...WHAT?

HULK TOOK QUIZ. HULK GAVE HIMSELF AN A+

1. What is your Full Name: HULK, THE INCREDIBLE
2. What color trousers are you wearing right now? PURPLE SHORTS
3. What are you listening to right now: IRON MAN DOING DISHES
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number: 69 HA HA HA
5. What was the last thing you ate: TWINKIE
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be: GREEN
7. How is the weather right now: NOT BAD
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: BEN GRIMM.
9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex: HEIGHT
10. Are you hungry right now: YES
11. How are you today: I AM FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
12. Favorite Drink: MOUNTAIN DEW.
13. Favorite Alcoholic drink: HULK DOESN'T DRINK
14. Favorite Sports: SMASHING
15. Hair Color: GREENISH BLACK
16. Eye Color: Green
17. Do you wear contacts: NO
18. Siblings: WHAT THAT MEAN?
19. Favorite Month: ANY MONTH WILL DO.
20. Favorite Food: TWINKIES
21. Last Movie you Watched: WINNIE THE POOH
22. Favorite Day of the Year: EVERY DAY IS A-OK
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out: NO. I TELL THEM TO COME OUT.
24. Summer or Winter: YES
25. Hugs or Kisses?: NO THANKS. HULK NOT KNOW YOU.
26. Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH.
27. Do you want your friends to write back: SURE WHY NOT?
28. Who is most likely to fill this survey out: IRON MAN AND JARVIS
29. Who is least likely to fill this survey out: THOR
30. Living Arrangements: IN AVENGERS MANSION
31. What books are you reading: HA HA HA.
32. What's on your mouse pad: COOKIE CRUMBS
33. Favorite Board Game: HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS
34. What did you do last night: PLAYED NINTENDO. SMASHED BAD GUYS.
35. Favorite Smells: COOKIE AND SNACK CAKE SMELLS
36. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: NO.
37. What inspires you? KITTENS AND MONKEYS.
39. Favorite Flower: THE SMASHABLE KIND.
40. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning:
"MORE TIME TO SMASH!"

WHERE THOR PUT COPY OF BAY CITY ROLLER'S GREATEST HITS?

Hulk really want to rock out. Stupid Thunder God Man.

HULK HAVE IDEA FOR NEW TV PROGRAM THAT WILL BE SHOWN ON THE TELEVISION.

It is called Hulk Eye For The Puny Human Guy and in the show, Hulk will go to a Puny Human's place and show them how to live life like Hulk!

"Oh, Hulk notices that you do not have snack cakes!" Hulk will then provide snack cakes.

"Hulk thinks you do not have enough purple pants. Girls love purple pants, Puny Human!" Hulk will then take Puny Human shopping.

"Hulk thinks you need to do something about decorations in Puny Human Apartment." Hulk then smashes apartment!

What do you think? Hulk should call agent, maybe?

Hulk have strep throat, apparently.

This means no kisses!

Hulk currently sucking on a lozenge the size of a hubcap.

Hulk reading today.

So far, Dick and Jane and Spot and Sally have been up to shenanigans.

EEK. Hulk scared.

Hurricane is coming.

Hulk ready.

Hulk have yellow rubber boots and umbrella with Hello Kitty on it.

People complained about "Hulk Dogs" in movie they made about Hulk.

HERE IS HULK DOG FROM REAL LIFE.

OH NO DOG!