Hulk has the day off from being a police man and the nice sergeant man at the police station who is Hulk's boss said Hulk may get to take "a really, really long vacation" because Hulk "took unreasonable steps" to stop that bad man with the gun.

Hulk doesn't think that throwing the man in the Hudson River is "unreasonable," but Hulk likes having time off!

OK SO HULK IS SORRY HULK HAS NOT BEEN WRITING SO MUCH IN HULK'S DIARY OF LATE.

Do you want to know the reason that Hulk has not been writing so much in Hulk's diary of late? Hulk has been very busy filling out "paperwork" at his job place where he is a policeman and do you know that it's very annoying to do that? At least Hulk has a big keyboard on his police work computer where he can type things like:

Hulk stopped robbery by smashing puny van that jewel thieves were driving and then Hulk had a milkshake and walked an old lady across the street. This is what Hulk did today.

The other day, Hulk saw "Daredevil," who is the Man Without Fear when Hulk was near "Hell's Kitchen" (the part of New York City, not the TV show with the really, really mean chef) and Daredevil said Hulk was "fighting the good fight," but maybe Hulk should think about being a regular superhero instead of a police superhero because then Hulk can go fight aliens and stuff instead of jaywalkers.

Hulk wonders how Daredevil is handling the heat in his suit. It is all red and covers his whole body and stuff. Hulk hopes he has a Nalgene bottle that he carries with him so he does not get dehydrated. It has been so hot in New York City!!!!

HEY PEOPLE IN NEW YORK THAT SELL BOOTLEG HULK STUFF WITHOUT ASKING HULK.



Hulk sees you! Hulk is not happy and HULK HAS A BADGE AND A GUN NOW POW POW!!!!

Hulk knows it has been a while since Hulk wrote in his internet diary but Hulk has been very busy. Did you know that Marvel Comics, who make comic books about the Hulk, have a big "storyline" going on right now called Planet Hulk and in it, Hulk goes into space and beats up people on another planet?

That is not what Hulk has been doing. Hulk decided to be like Shaq and join the police force, but not the police force in Miami, but the NYPD, who are the New York Police Department. Hulk has been in "the academy" lately and is too tired when he gets home to write in his internet diary.

ANYWAY, Hulk got his "certification" and can be a police officer, but has to wait until they make a uniform for Hulk.

So Hulk will tell you people about being a police officer in the near future, when he will be a real police officer!

ALSO:
Go look at this pretty comic strip by Katie!!!

Hulk only gets one of these (HULK GETS A KITTY IN THE ONE HULK GETS!!!) but Hulk really likes the art in these comic strips about Hulk.

Here is the first strip!
Here is the second strip!
Here is strip C!
Here is the fourth strip!

Thank you Katie Cook for making good comics about Hulk!

HULK DOES NOT TALK BABY TALK!!!

STUPID COMIC BOOK PEOPLE LISTEN UP! HULK HERE! HULK DOES NOT TALK BABY TALK!!!! HULK IS NOT A BABY!!!!!!

Hulk does not like tumors so Hulk thinks this is really really neat!



Thank you Phil who sent Hulk the scan!

Hulk may not make a good ninja, but he is really good at being a sumo wrestler and he is not even FAT!!!

Silver Samurai, you know who Hulk is talking about when Hulk says he sure did kick somebody's "tucchus" around Central Park today when somebody who is big and silvery and wears Japanese armor was trying to do evil!!!

THE WATCHER POSTED IN HULK'S COMMENTS:

dear Hulk,
your blog has become stale and repetitive. I can't say that there was really anything in the way of substance to begin with. Anyway, i'm just letting you know that this long time reader will no longer be reading your sporatic half-hearted posts. Good bye hulk.

Hulk has this to say about The Watcher because he decided to be rude to the Hulk and Hulk feels he can be rude to him back because if there's anything that Hulk has learned from his years of hanging out with Thor and Iron Man it's that you should say what is on your mind and maybe hit someone with a hammer.

You have a head that makes The Leader's look normal-sized and not stupid and tall and green! You wear a bathrobe all the time and can't be bothered to put on pants when people visit you on your secret place that is in the "blue area" on the Moon! You are like the crazy man that stands on the corner near Hulk's apartment and yells and women and sometimes has to get talked to by the police-men!

Why should Hulk care if you read his secret diary?

PS> Hulk doesn't read your diary, either! Take that!


BYE BYE "WATCHER!" BYE BYE!!!

Man, Hulk thought Hulk knew what music was. Hulk liked ELO and Chicago and Peter Cetera's solo work and that was good.

But now Hulk has discovered Morrissey's songs and they are so good because he speaks to the pain that Hulk carries deep inside of him.

Yes, sometimes even Hulk thinks "Everyday Is Like Sunday."

And if Spider-Man were a hairdresser, Hulk would set him on fire like that one Morrissey song called "Hairdresser On Fire."