Hulk like three things in life.
1) Smashing things
2) Snack cakes
3) Sunshine.
THE LACK OF NUMBER THREE IS MAKING HULK NOT TOO HAPPY.
Hulk have to sit in mansion, listening to stupid Thor talking about stupid Gods stuff. "Thou art most disgusting, Hulk! Thine Twinkie wrappers cover yon floor!" and stupid babble like that. Why stupid God Man talk like that? Makes Hulk want to engage in thing 1.
WORD SEARCHES ARE HARD. Hulk likes this one, though.
(thanks to Puny Human Scott!)
You can write to Hulk on the internet!
Give Hulk $2 so Hulk can buy a Red Bull Superdrink and smash bad guys!
Thank you for the nice picture where I was hitting stupid Spider-Man, Gary!
Puny human Kevin helps Hulk do diary sometimes. Kevin said Hulk had to put that there or he'd take away Hulk's Game Boy! He writes comic books sometimes and they are pretty OK even if they are stupid and not funny!
This many people PLUS ANOTHER MILLION THIS CAN'T ROLL OVER WHY ARE THEY STUPID LIKE THIS? have visited Hulk's diary!!