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Monday, January 20, 2003

Hulk been reading some of these Marvel Comics.

Man, they make Hulk look dumb.

Maybe Hulk have to talk to them sooner than Hulk thought. First movie, then comics with guy called "Leader" who had big brain and a psychologist. Hulk found funny thing on web about stupid scripts:

HULK: BETTY DEAD! HULK SMASH!

DOC SAMSON: What you're feeling is remorse, Bruce. What we need to do is a
complete overhaul of your psyche and inner child. It could take weeks, years
even - but at the end, I think we'll actually make contact with "the beast
within." Oh, and I charge by the hour.

HULK: HIGH PRICED SHRINK! HULK SMASH!


This is what Hulk would do. Stupid Doc Samson and his green hair.

And yes, Hulk miss Betty. She was nice. Stupid dying thing.