The Incredible Hulk's Diary That is on the Internet
Here you can read diary about the Incredible Hulk!

Monday, November 28, 2005

What did Hulk do for special day on which we are supposed to give thanks?

Hulk smashed up some old cars for his friend D-Man.

D-Man smelled funny.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Do you know what Hulk really, really likes to eat for breakfast when he knows he's going to be smashing stupid bad guys all day? He likes to eat Cream of Rice! Thor is all about Cream Of Wheat, but if there's one thing Hulk has learned from his years of smashing bad guys (yes, Juggernaut, Hulk knows you're out there just wait a minute while Hulk writes in his diary that is on the internet, ok?!?) it's that you need to have good rice energy and not heavy wheat energy because rice energy is what Shang-Chi and Iron Fist use and have you seen those people fight? They are unstoppable when they are flying around and flipping and kicking stuff in the air.

OK, NOW HULK GOES TO BEAT UP THE STUPID JUGGERNAUT WHO'S REALLY GOT IT COMING. HE BETTER PUT DOWN THAT BUICK.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Hulk is sorry he has not written in Hulk's Internet Diary in a few days.

Hulk had to go fight "The Abomination" in the Desert and it was OK.

Especially the part where Hulk used a tank to smack "The Abomination" in the face real hard.

That picture there is of the Movie Hulk bending a tank up and Hulk wants to say that he always makes sure that Real American Heroes like GI Joe are out of their tanks before he uses their tanks as weapons against bad guys like "The Abomination."

Friday, November 04, 2005

OK SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH SAVANNAH KITTY, GO VISIT THIS INTERNET WEB PAGE ABOUT THE KITTY NAMED SAVANNAH!

Hulk is VERY GLAD we all helped a lot to help Savannah get better! HERE IS A PICTURE OF SAVANNAH SITTING IN A PUNY HUMAN'S LAP! She is such a pretty kitty!


Hulk has to go talk to Damage Control about fixing that thing that Hulk broke upstairs last night to make that stupid "rap-rock" stop...Hulk thinks it is called "the apartment."

Thursday, November 03, 2005

DEAR PERSON WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS FROM HULK:
Hulk bets you won't play stupid "rap-rock" that loud any more, will you?
Love, Hulk