Monday, November 09, 2009
Apparently, there is a cocktail named after me. Thus, it's called the Incredible Hulk. It's main ingredients are: 2 oz. of Hennessy Cognac and 2 oz. of Hpnotiq vodka. It's not the best drink in the world. Obviously it's only made because of the fact that it is green and has an awesome name. And it's the strongest drink you'll ever taste. And then it will bash you! The dude in the video has to add pineapple juice to take off the edge of the alcohol. And then he put his skirt back on.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Did you all see my new movie last year? They've made a couple of new ones about me in the past few years. I think they may have got it right this time. I can't believe Edward Norton is playing me, Dr. Bruce Banner. My favorite movie last year was definitely Iron Man. I can't wait for the sequel. I heard that Mickey Rourke was going to be a bad guy in that film. He and I used to do coke together in the 80's. I mean, it's not like there was anything else to do. I kid, I kid. I wonder if the Hulk sequel is in production.