Incredible Hulk Diary That is on the Internet

Hulk get email from Puny Human named William. Asking Hulk who wins fights. Hulk answered and decided to put on site. William also asked if Hulk ever calms down. HULK IS F*$KING CALM, YOU @$$HOLE. HA HA HA!

Bruce Banner vs. Professor X
HULK WINS.

Hulk vs. Devastator (from transformers)
HULK WINS AGAIN

Captain Crunch vs. Sonny (Cocoa Puffs)
HULK EATS BOTH CEREALS. HULK CAN NOT CHOOSE.

Batman vs. Green Lantern
HULK BECAUSE HE GETS TO WATCH FIGHT.

Mini Ditka vs. Da Bears
HULK NOT SCARED OF BEARS!

Hulk vs. 2 wolverines
People keep on talking about Wolverine like Hulk should be scared of him.
He is a short canadian guy with bad hair! That is like being afraid of Rick
Moranis.

She-Hulk vs. Chelsea Clinton
COUSIN JENNIFER WOULD WIN.