HULK HAS BEST INTERNET GIRLFRIEND EVER. RUBY, HULK LOVES YOU THIS MUCH!
Oh. You can not see Hulk's arms. They are spread very wide.
Hulk show you poem Ruby wrote for him.
My Love
Your skin glows like an apple, blossoms green as the daisy in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your god harp voice and leaps like a bull at the whisper of your name (HULK).
The evening floats in on a great bluebird wing.
I am comforted by your shorts that I carry into the twilight of snackbeams and hold next to my arms.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of root beer.
As your muscles fall from your shorts, it reminds me of your treat.
In the quiet, I listen for the last roar of the day.
I wait in the moonlight for your secret Wafers so that we may smash as one, leg to leg, in search of the magnificient green and mystical dove of love.
WORD SEARCHES ARE HARD. Hulk likes this one, though.
(thanks to Puny Human Scott!)
You can write to Hulk on the internet!
Give Hulk $2 so Hulk can buy a Red Bull Superdrink and smash bad guys!
Thank you for the nice picture where I was hitting stupid Spider-Man, Gary!
Puny human Kevin helps Hulk do diary sometimes. Kevin said Hulk had to put that there or he'd take away Hulk's Game Boy! He writes comic books sometimes and they are pretty OK even if they are stupid and not funny!
This many people PLUS ANOTHER MILLION THIS CAN'T ROLL OVER WHY ARE THEY STUPID LIKE THIS? have visited Hulk's diary!!