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Thursday, June 24, 2004

HULK AT LIBRARY USING COMPUTER.

SHHHH.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Why Hulk Likes The Food Court, By Hulk:

1. Hulk can get any kind of food Hulk wants! It is like travelling whole world when only making a few steps!

2. FREE SAMPLES. Sometimes puny humans at Chinese Panda place say "ONLY ONE!" but then Hulk says he could smash whole place up and they hand Hulk tray. Hulk not like threatening nice Chinese Panda people but they need to make free samples bigger!

C. ORANGE JULIUS. OH, HULK LOVES ORANGE JULIUS. THEY HAVE HOT DOGS AND ORANGE DRINK. OH IT IS GOOD HAVE YOU HAD IT??!?!?!?

4. ARCADE is right next to it! Hulk can play games like SMASH A MOLE. They always have new machines every time Hulk comes by, though. Hulk wonder why.

Monday, June 21, 2004

HELLO, HULK HERE. You may know Hulk from comic books with THE AVENGERS and HIS OWN COMIC that sold many many copies and made HULK FAMOUS and then there was TV SERIES, but it was dull and NO HULK WILL NOT READ THIS ANYMORE.

PUNY HUMAN KEVIN HAVE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE IS MAKING HULK SAY OR HE WILL PUT HULK'S MY LITTLE PONY COLLECTION IN ONLINE SITE EBAY WHERE YOU CAN BUY HULK'S STUFF THAT HULK LEFT AT KEVIN'S PLACE NO PLEASE DO NOT SELL IT.

CLICK HERE for Puny Human Auctions and see comics and stuff that Puny Human Kevin is selling. IF YOU BUY HIS STUFF HE WILL NOT SELL HULK'S STUFF TO PAY FOR HIS HABITS. PUT MY LITE BRITE AWAY IT IS HULK'S IT IS NOT YOURS!!!! Hulk thinks THIS COMIC is the best!!! There are comics with OTHER PEOPLE NOT HULK that Puny Human is selling and you should NOT BUY THOSE, OK? NO WAIT. YOU CAN BUY THOSE. PUT IT DOWN, PUNY HUMAN KEVIN!!!!

If you buy book with HULK SMASHING ON COVER and you want, HULK WILL AUTOGRAPH IT. FREE. YOU JUST SAY YOU WANT IT AUTOGRAPHED. Hulk did not write or draw puny comic but WILL MARK ON IT FOR YOU ANYWAY.

NOW CAN HULK HAVE HULK'S RAINBOW BRITE DOLL BACK??? PLEASE???!?!?
Some people ask Hulk why Hulk not run for president.

Hulk have simple answer.

Hulk not smart enough to be president and Hulk knows it, unlike stupid puny human Bush in office now. Only saving grace of puny human Bush is his face looks like MONKEY.

HELLO MONKEY!!!!

Friday, June 18, 2004

HA HA HA. LIKE EMINEM SAID GUESS WHO IS BACK?

HULK IS BACK!!!

Hulk been really busy - Hulk got job at local toy store and lost it. Hulk got job at local movie theater and lost it. Hulk got job at local Mc Donald's and lost it. Hulk bad at keeping jobs. Hulk is very good at smashing things though, so you tell Hulk where Hulk can work and not have to obey rules like "Do not stick puny human manager into fryolator" and smash things and HULK WILL HAVE JOB.

(PS> THANK YOU PUNY HUMAN KEVIN FOR GIVING HULK PASSWORD AND LETTING HIM USE COMPUTER!!!!)