The Incredible Hulk's Diary That is on the Internet
Here you can read diary about the Incredible Hulk!

Thursday, October 28, 2004

OK OK OK!

Someone explain joke to Hulk, ok?

BUG-MAN said this:
"What do you call 25 people watching puny human World Series?"

THEN Hulk said:
"What?"

BUG-MAN said:
"The Yankees!"

EXPLAIN TO HULK THE JOKE!!! HULK DOES NOT UNDERSTAND!!

Saturday, October 23, 2004

OK, JARVIS! HULK GETS IT.

Hulk will put dirty purple pants and underwear in hamper, not leave in Thor's helmet.

(Ha ha ha! Hulk will only put purple pants in hamper! UNDERWEAR ON THOR'S HEAD HA HA HA HA HA HA!)

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Hulk sad. It always happens in the fall. Hulk misses Betty.

She was a nice puny human.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Hulk sucks at Scrabble.

Only words Hulk can spell without computer help are "SMASH" and "SMASH."

Hulk owes The Wasp $30. Hulk doesn't have it.

Monday, October 11, 2004

Actor who played Superman is dead.

Hulk is very sad now.
Hulk makes note to self:

Stop drinking coffee and magical Red Bull superdrink before eight at night if Hulk wants to go to bed before informercials start. When informercials start, Hulk gets in trouble because he uses Avengers Credit Card.

Hulk really likes his George Foreman Grill, though. It makes a good grilled-cheese sandwich. Captain America uses that Bowflex machine Hulk got! Jarvis likes his Scunci steamer! EVEN HAWKEYE THOUGHT THAT ORECK AIR CLEANER THING HELPED GET RID OF IRON MAN'S CIGAR SMOKE!

Hulk has to go watch TV now and see what else can help make life at the Mansion better!!

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

DEAR BLOCKBUSTER MANAGER:

JUST BECAUSE YOU WEAR A BLUE POLO SHIRT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN CHARGE HULK FOR BREAKING PLAYSTATION GAMES YOU CAN'T PROVE HULK BROKE. MAYBE IT WAS CAPTAIN AMERICA - HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT? MANY AVENGERS USE THAT ACCOUNT!!!!!

HULK

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Hulk have question. It is political.

So there's "Red States."

And there's "Blue States."

WHERE ARE THE GREEN STATES?