Do you want to know the reason that Hulk has not been writing so much in Hulk's diary of late? Hulk has been very busy filling out "paperwork" at his job place where he is a policeman and do you know that it's very annoying to do that? At least Hulk has a big keyboard on his police work computer where he can type things like:
Hulk stopped robbery by smashing puny van that jewel thieves were driving and then Hulk had a milkshake and walked an old lady across the street. This is what Hulk did today.The other day, Hulk saw "Daredevil," who is the Man Without Fear when Hulk was near "Hell's Kitchen" (the part of New York City, not the TV show with the really, really mean chef) and Daredevil said Hulk was "fighting the good fight," but maybe Hulk should think about being a regular superhero instead of a police superhero because then Hulk can go fight aliens and stuff instead of jaywalkers.
Hulk wonders how Daredevil is handling the heat in his suit. It is all red and covers his whole body and stuff. Hulk hopes he has a Nalgene bottle that he carries with him so he does not get dehydrated. It has been so hot in New York City!!!!