"NORTON" asked Hulk a question about movies and Hulk is going to answer it.

"Norton" asked:

Hulk, I have just watched a DVD called "THE ULTIMATE AVENGERS" and I was just wondering how much money you made from it, since you have a big role in the movie?

Hulk is sorry you watched that movie because it is full of big stupid lies about Hulk and how mean he is! The producers of that movie said that Hulk is a "public figure" and can be used in a movie even if he doesn't want to be in a movie just like President Monkey Man was used in that fat man's movie that was called FAHRENHEIT 9/11.

Hulk is not happy about that, but there is nothing Hulk can do about it.

Hulk has to go back to cleaning the house now because Ant-Man is coming over to play computer game hockey later. HULK WILL SMASH HIS PUNY HARTFORD WHALERS.

HA HA ITALY HAS A STUPID GIANT
ANT PROBLEM THAT WILL PROBABLY
COST A LOT TO GET RID OF!!!!

Hulk feels "sorry" for Italy because Hulk knows how tough it is to beat up ants, especially if you leave pizza boxes lying around like Italy probably does all the time STUPID ANTS!!!

AND HELLO MICHAEL FLEMING. Why did you make this picture of Hulk that makes Hulk so sad? :( Where did Hulk's hands go? TELL HULK!!

Bono says "PEACE OUT! HIPPIE MAN!"


Hulk says "KEEP ON SMASHING!"

WHOSE
SIDE
ARE
YOU
ON?

OK OK EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN HULK IS BACK PLEASE SIT DOWN QUIET IN THE BACK PLEASE.

Hulk had to go out to the desert to fight "The Leader," who is a bad guy who has a very large stupid head. Here is a picture of "The Leader."
"The Leader" may have a VERY LARGE AND STUPID HEAD but he has a "teleporter" that he says he made himself and that must mean he's almost as smart as Puny Richards from the Fantastic Four.

"The Leader" teleported Hulk into space at the very top of Earth's air-bubble that is called "the atmosphere"! Hulk ended up falling back down and landed in "Australia" where Hulk was very sad to see that "The Crocodile Hunter," a man who was very nice to Crocodiles despite having a name like that died and so Hulk just sort of hung around around with dingos and kangaroos and koalas and platypuses.

Here is a picture of Steve Irwin feeding babies (Hulk thinks they are babies anyway - that is what the one on the right looks like) to crocodiles! Hulk may not agree with feeding babies to animals usually, but Hulk is sure Steve Irwin, "The Crocodile Hunter" had a good reason to feed babies to animals.

Hulk is not a police officer any more because Hulk broke too much stuff and went and fought The Leader instead of going back to work after his suspension so now Hulk is looking for a job again. The Avengers told Hulk they could offer him "temporary worker" status so Hulk could get a little pocket money, but Hulk has bills to pay, like two months of rent!!!