Hulk has changed look of diary. Hulk hopes you like it.

Hulk now linked to Human Johnny Storm Torch's diary on right of computer screen. He is now a friend to Hulk!!! He brought over some of the 7-11 nachos Hulk likes and a superdupermegabig gulp full of Dr. Pepper.

HULK'S A PEPPER.

OK SOMEBODY MESSED WITH COMMENT SYSTEM SO HULK HAVE TO TAKE IT DOWN.

Hulk thinks it was Iron Man. Iron Man smells like guy who played Hulk's father in Hulk movie.

Or maybe it was The Leader. Hulk has issues with Leader.

OH LOOK! KITTEN FIGHT! LOOK OUT KITTEN WITHOUT SWORD!!!!

Hulk very proud of puny humans that use his comment system. Hulk worked hard on it. OK, Iron Man worked hard. Rock Man kept kicking Hulk's Playstation.

HELLO JOHNNY FLAME. YOU POSTED! HELLO. Rock Man says "There's a reason Johnny says 'Flame On' and is a permanent bachelor." Hulk not understand that.

AND LEADER, YOU CAN EAT HULK'S SHORTS.

Hulk add comment system with help of Iron Man. If puny humans abuse it, Hulk will SMASH it.

Hulk heard a song a while back.

Doc Bruce Banner / Pelted by gamma rays
Turned into the Hulk / Ain't he unglamorous!
Wreckin' the town / With the power of a bull
Ain't no monster cause / Who is that lovable?
It's ever lovin' Hulk!...HULK!! HULK!!

WHERE IS PUNY BANNER?

HI MONKEY. DANCE FOR HULK!

This disturbs Hulk. A lot.

Note to puny human friends:

A HOT DOG STAND'S CONTENTS DO NOT COUNT AS A "LIGHT SNACK."

Boy, was Iron Man mad when he had to fork over $400 for Hulk's midafternoon treat. He kept saying something about "dipping into Jim Beam's pocket."

Hulk not know who Jim Beam is. Hulk wonders if he is a friend.

Hulk not scared of many things. Hulk is big. Hulk is strong. When Hulk gets MAD, Hulk gets STRONGER.

But Christopher Walken scares the purple pants off Hulk.