Hulk hates paperwork.
Hulk wants to use shredder, but has to put thumbprint on insurance forms for Avengers. Puny Prudential agent says Hulk needs "act of god" coverage.
Why would God act on Hulk? What that mean?
BAH.
WORD SEARCHES ARE HARD. Hulk likes this one, though.
(thanks to Puny Human Scott!)
You can write to Hulk on the internet!
Give Hulk $2 so Hulk can buy a Red Bull Superdrink and smash bad guys!
Thank you for the nice picture where I was hitting stupid Spider-Man, Gary!
Puny human Kevin helps Hulk do diary sometimes. Kevin said Hulk had to put that there or he'd take away Hulk's Game Boy! He writes comic books sometimes and they are pretty OK even if they are stupid and not funny!
This many people PLUS ANOTHER MILLION THIS CAN'T ROLL OVER WHY ARE THEY STUPID LIKE THIS? have visited Hulk's diary!!