Hulk not remember agreeing to these. Why they use puny Wolverine Man and Daredevil Man? They should use Hulk for all if they going to rip Hulk off.

OH NO. JENNIFER AND BEN'S WEDDING IS OFF! NOW HULK HAVE TO TELL COUSIN JENNIFER SHE IS NOT HIS DATE TO IT.

Why are Iron Man and Thor laughing at me? WHAT?

This happened HOW LONG AGO?

OK LOOK PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO INFORM HULK OF THESE THINGS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU TELL ME BRITNEY AND JUSTIN...WHAT?

HULK TOOK QUIZ. HULK GAVE HIMSELF AN A+

1. What is your Full Name: HULK, THE INCREDIBLE
2. What color trousers are you wearing right now? PURPLE SHORTS
3. What are you listening to right now: IRON MAN DOING DISHES
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number: 69 HA HA HA
5. What was the last thing you ate: TWINKIE
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be: GREEN
7. How is the weather right now: NOT BAD
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: BEN GRIMM.
9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex: HEIGHT
10. Are you hungry right now: YES
11. How are you today: I AM FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
12. Favorite Drink: MOUNTAIN DEW.
13. Favorite Alcoholic drink: HULK DOESN'T DRINK
14. Favorite Sports: SMASHING
15. Hair Color: GREENISH BLACK
16. Eye Color: Green
17. Do you wear contacts: NO
18. Siblings: WHAT THAT MEAN?
19. Favorite Month: ANY MONTH WILL DO.
20. Favorite Food: TWINKIES
21. Last Movie you Watched: WINNIE THE POOH
22. Favorite Day of the Year: EVERY DAY IS A-OK
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out: NO. I TELL THEM TO COME OUT.
24. Summer or Winter: YES
25. Hugs or Kisses?: NO THANKS. HULK NOT KNOW YOU.
26. Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH.
27. Do you want your friends to write back: SURE WHY NOT?
28. Who is most likely to fill this survey out: IRON MAN AND JARVIS
29. Who is least likely to fill this survey out: THOR
30. Living Arrangements: IN AVENGERS MANSION
31. What books are you reading: HA HA HA.
32. What's on your mouse pad: COOKIE CRUMBS
33. Favorite Board Game: HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS
34. What did you do last night: PLAYED NINTENDO. SMASHED BAD GUYS.
35. Favorite Smells: COOKIE AND SNACK CAKE SMELLS
36. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: NO.
37. What inspires you? KITTENS AND MONKEYS.
39. Favorite Flower: THE SMASHABLE KIND.
40. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning:
"MORE TIME TO SMASH!"

WHERE THOR PUT COPY OF BAY CITY ROLLER'S GREATEST HITS?

Hulk really want to rock out. Stupid Thunder God Man.

HULK HAVE IDEA FOR NEW TV PROGRAM THAT WILL BE SHOWN ON THE TELEVISION.

It is called Hulk Eye For The Puny Human Guy and in the show, Hulk will go to a Puny Human's place and show them how to live life like Hulk!

"Oh, Hulk notices that you do not have snack cakes!" Hulk will then provide snack cakes.

"Hulk thinks you do not have enough purple pants. Girls love purple pants, Puny Human!" Hulk will then take Puny Human shopping.

"Hulk thinks you need to do something about decorations in Puny Human Apartment." Hulk then smashes apartment!

What do you think? Hulk should call agent, maybe?

Hulk have strep throat, apparently.

This means no kisses!

Hulk currently sucking on a lozenge the size of a hubcap.

Hulk reading today.

So far, Dick and Jane and Spot and Sally have been up to shenanigans.

EEK. Hulk scared.

Hurricane is coming.

Hulk ready.

Hulk have yellow rubber boots and umbrella with Hello Kitty on it.

People complained about "Hulk Dogs" in movie they made about Hulk.

HERE IS HULK DOG FROM REAL LIFE.

OH NO DOG!

OH BOY THEY WILL LET VISITORS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE.

Hulk will have to visit now. Take the tour! See where Hulk accidentally smashed big chunk of West Wing in battle with mindless hordes!

Hulk went to play miniature golf last night. Kept hearing it was fun like Mario Golf.

It was actually a big pain in Hulk's butt. Puny human putters do not allow Hulk to properly play game. Is like you puny humans playing with a toothpick and a marble. MAKES HULK MAD.

So Hulk smashed up the Putt Putt. Stark Enterprises cutting them check for new place. This time, they will build a "Hulk-Enabled Play Area" whatever that means.

HULK HAS BEST INTERNET GIRLFRIEND EVER. RUBY, HULK LOVES YOU THIS MUCH!

Oh. You can not see Hulk's arms. They are spread very wide.

Hulk show you poem Ruby wrote for him.

My Love

Your skin glows like an apple, blossoms green as the daisy in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your god harp voice and leaps like a bull at the whisper of your name (HULK).
The evening floats in on a great bluebird wing.
I am comforted by your shorts that I carry into the twilight of snackbeams and hold next to my arms.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of root beer.
As your muscles fall from your shorts, it reminds me of your treat.
In the quiet, I listen for the last roar of the day.
I wait in the moonlight for your secret Wafers so that we may smash as one, leg to leg, in search of the magnificient green and mystical dove of love.

NOW THERE IS INTERNET CHAT ABOUT HULK'S DIARY. Hulk all embarassed. Hulk have warning to Puny Human who impersonated Hulk and made comment about Wonder Woman. WONDER WOMAN IS FAKE, STUPID NICHOLAS. SHE IS A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER. Hulk is real. Hulk only Human, Flesh and Blood, a man.

OK, Hulk has to find his copy of Human League's greatest hits. They were a good superhero team.

WEATHER IS MUCH BETTER TODAY.

Now Hulk can give Thor back his stupid hat.

WEATHER SUCKS. It has been...2..3..4...FIVE DAYS OF RAIN AND DRIZZLE AND FOG AND IT IS LIKE LONDON BUT WITHOUT HOUSE MUSIC AND PEOPLE WITH FUNNY ACCENTS.

Hulk asked Thor to fix weather. Thor gave Hulk "crap" about trying to make Thor Hulk's personal weather fixer.

Stupid gods.

Puny Human Janine has photo of Hulk on toilet. Hulk rather embarassed.



PS> Darling Ruby, your lips are like sweet candy. Hulk likes candy.