HULK TOOK AWAY COMMENTS. (OK, so IRON MAN took away comments and Hulk played Mario Golf!)

NOW STUPID FAKE PEOPLE CAN FIND OTHER PLACES TO ARGUE.

Hulk applied at Wendy's, but not Wendy's Hulk worked at before so Hulk hopes they not figure out Hulk is guy who deep-fried puny human manager with pimples. Hulk got free meal when applying. It was pretty OK.

HULK HAVE ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR PUNY HUMANS

Puny Human Kevin is selling stuff on internet site eBay to help pay for "renovations" on part of house that Hulk made more Hulk-friendly by making DOOR BIGGER. Maybe you find something you want to buy. Hulk not care.

Hulk also have to say that Hulk will have Iron Man help him remove comments from diary if puny humans do not stop acting like they are people they are not! THIS MEANS YOU, FAKE JOHN KERRY AND FAKE MONKEY PRESIDENT AND FAKE STAN LEE AND FAKE BILL BIXBY AND FAKE OTHER PEOPLE.

Hulk also want to say that maybe he ate too much fudge at candy job and doesn't have candy job anymore and has to look at Sunday paper's Help Wanted section.

Hulk can hear you laughing. Hulk telling you to shut up.

HULK HAS NEW JOB.

Hulk working at local candy place (MMM CANDY) and puts choclate candy in boxes.

Hawkeye keeps calling Hulk "fudge packer" and Iron Man laughs. Hulk thinks Iron Man is happy for Hulk having job!

Man, Hulk was going to smash some stuff but someone offered Hulk HOSTESS PIES and now Hulk is not wanting to smash some stuff.
 
Hulk thinks HOSTESS PIES should be given to villians who want to smash.

HULK HEARD BEST JOKE EVER.
 
Hulk will tell it to you.
 
WHAT DID PUNY HUMAN FARMER SAY WHEN HE WENT TO HIS BARN AND HIS PLOW WAS MISSING?
 
"WHERE IS MY PUNY HUMAN PLOW?????"
 
HA HA HA HA.  Hulk had a little accident when Hulk heard that because Hulk laughed so hard.

Hulk went to see Super-Size Me, movie about Puny Human who only ate at place with clown and HAPPY MEALS and Hulk is very hungry now.

HULK GOT EMAIL FROM BUG MAN!

Hulk,
This is Spiderman... I want my deepfryer back. If you could please mail it to a little old woman in manhattan named May Parker who has nothing at all to do with me it would be nice. Don't forget the Labour Day party at Iron Fist's place. See you there.

Your pal,

Spidey

Hulk take exception to this for two reasons! BUG-MAN GAVE HULK DEEP FRYER AS PRESENT. Other Bug-Man, ANT-MAN, was there and saw it and he knows the truth and HULK WILL HAVE HIM EMAIL stupid Bug-Spider-Man to tell him WHO IS RIGHT.

SECOND: HULK IS NOT YOUR PAL, BUG-SPIDER-MAN.

ONTO OTHER MATTERS (Hulk learned this phrase from Tony Stark during long boring talky meetings at Avengers Mansion): HULK DID NOT WRITE THIS AND MAY GO TO ONION OFFICES TO SMASH.

HELLO people from website BOINGBOING who followed links! HELLO!

Hulk not allowed at library anymore.

Hulk just wanted to help library woman keep place quiet!

Hulk saw movie about bug-man and it was good but needed more smashing.

AND HULK DID NOT GET SNIFFLY DURING ROMANTIC SCENES SO IF YOU HEAR IRON MAN OR THOR TALKING ABOUT IT THEY ARE LIARS.