NO, BAD GUYS!

HULK WILL NOT GIVE YOU HULK'S ADDRESS.

This means you, stupid Absorbing Man and Leader! Go bother someone else!

Hulk had to "ban" someone from writing in comments on Internet Diary. Hulk doesn't care if you make fun of Hulk because Hulk's skin is thick like skin on a tank if a tank had skin! Hulk laughs at Puny Humans who want to hurt Hulk's feelings. You are not Kittens or Monkeys or Betty so can not hurt Hulk or make Hulk smile or laugh or cry. BUT WHEN YOU INSULT PEOPLE IN HULK'S DIARY WHO ARE NOT HULK THEN THAT MAKES HULK MAD and when HULK GETS MAD Hulk wants to SMAzZSddskkk.. 22 ahhehaif øøø ®†...??uœ2ƒ8©

Hulk had to go to Staples and get new keyboard. If you hear about Hulk turning over that Hot Dog Cart it wasn't Hulk. It was somebody else! Honest! And if you heard about a GIANT GREEN HANDSOME GUY eating a bunch of Hot Dogs that wasn't Hulk, either.

Hulk is done packing and will be moving to studio in "The Village" soon. Hulk hopes it is not like the village in that movie called THE VILLAGE because that was scary, that village.

Hulk sorry Hulk hasn't been updating internet diary. Hulk has been busy packing.

Anyone need Hulk's futon? It is covered in Chee-tos dust and has Red Bull Superdrink stains and the back is broken but Iron Man said he can fix it. You have to pick it up next to mansion this weekend.

Hulk now looking on internet for new place to live. Hulk got "voted off the island" except we live in a mansion and stuff.

Hulk is sad he has to move.

Hulk is not sad he smashed stupid conference table and made Jarvis pee himself.

That was pretty funny.

THANK YOU SCOTTO FOR PUTTING PICTURES OF MONKEYS ON THE INTERNET!!!



This monkey has a soda that is red but is not Red Bull Superdrink! This is another kind of soda! Red Bull is not very red anyway...it reminds Hulk of something Hulk can't talk about in internet diary.

There is a meeting today at the mansion about Hulk. Hulk is sort of worried. Hulk has heard something about "eviction."

IS THIS LIKE THAT STUPID COMIC BOOK STORY WHERE PURPLE HAWKEYE ARROW DIED??? AVENGERS: EVICTION???