HULK MISSED OUT ON NEW YEAR'S PARTY AT TIMES SQUARE WITH REGIS WHO IS NOT DICK CLARK!!
Hulk was busy fighting Absorbing Man out on the docks to head to big party and let Hulk tell you, when Absorbing Man absorbs the East River, it's hard to fight Absorbing Man and keep Burger King lunch down.
Hulk's Resolutions For 2005:
1. Smash bad people more.
2. Get a kitten and TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT. Hulk wants a cute kitten like this kitten:
3. Work on stupid model boat Spider-Man got Hulk and have it ready to sail in big race in Central Park.
4. Smash Iron Man when Iron Man least expects it.