Hulk Cup Cakes!!
Originally uploaded by rkb1.

Hulk had a friend tell him to go to this internet website right here: internet cupcake website and he saw this picture so he wanted to put it in his internet diary!

THOSE ARE THE BEST LOOKING CUPCAKES EVER AND NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE HULK'S FACE ON THEM! HULK'S NAME IS ON THEM TOO!!!!

(Yes, Hulk knows there is a big gap at the top of his internet diary - that is because the blogger computers have messed up or something.)

DEAR TOM CRUISE:

You have made Hulk very upset because you have taken that nice little girl Katie Holmes who has not graduated the eighth grade yet and made her into your special friend to take around and you think that gives you the right to act like a monkey on that woman Oprah's show but it does not! Hulk is tired of seeing you and even if Hulk wanted to go see the movie about the War Of The Worlds (GO EARTH! HULK IS IN YOUR CORNER!) before you started acting like Speedball after he's had too many of Iron Man's special grown-up drinks, he does not want to see it now because he is tired of seeing you and he thinks there's a special place for people like you and it was called "Arkham Asylum" in that movie that they made about Batman, which is where Hulk first saw that Katie Holmes that you have kidnapped and brainwashed.

Please let Katie Holmes go, Tom Cruise. You are making Hulk angry and tired and cranky whenever Hulk sees you. You wouldn't like Hulk when he's angry and tired and cranky unless you are the Red Bull Superdrink sales man because then you get all of Hulk's money.

Bye,
Hulk.

PS> No, Hulk does not want to have a "stress test!"

Hulk just had a really good pizza when Rock-Man Ben Grimm and nice Invisible Woman came by to help Hulk install Hulk's new stereo system that he won in a raffle run by the local youth center that was looking for money to repair damage that stupid supervillain Rhino made when he was breaking stuff the other week because he has "mommy issues" according to Doc Sampson, who is a very nice man that is a special talking doctor.

Hulk likes pineapple and ham on his pizza very much and is glad that Rock-Man Ben Grimm and Invisible Woman agreed with that. They sat on Hulk's stoop with Hulk and talked to kids about eating their vitamins and doing their pushups.

Hulk had a very good Saturday.

Hulk is very sorry that Hulk got Hulk's hand stuck in that jar with the pickles at the deli. Hulk is very sorry to Mr. Katzenburg and Mrs. Katzenberg for breaking that jar and making the big mess and Hulk is very sorry that he lost his temper and made that mess.

However, you did not need to call Hulk a "stupid green monster."

That hurt Hulk's feelings a lot. Hulk said Hulk was sorry and Hulk made sure that the nice people at Damage Control came along and took care of the mess and replaced that wall and put your "inventory" back.

Hulk is very still sad that you called him a "stupid green monster."

I BROKE OTHER HULK WHO WAS HIDING IN MY MIRROR!!!!

HULK WINS!!!!

OH NO!!! NOW THERE IS OTHER HULK IN HULK'S COMPUTER MONITOR!!!!

Hulk may have to ask Thor for help. Hulk hates asking Thor for help. Thor makes Hulk go get Thor's conditioner and shampoo, which makes Hulk feel like he's in the "Fab 5," who Hulk never sees do any superhero stuff.

Hulk is b o r e d.

Bored bored bored.

BORED.

Hulk may have to go find and randomly smash a bad guy just to keep things interesting, because Hulk is going out of Hulk's skull with boredom.