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Friday, October 28, 2005

THIS IS THE LAST UPDATE ABOUT THE SAVANNAH KITTY. Hulk is sending the money over and if you want to find out the total amount of American cash money, then keep reading! Hulk has very good news for all the people who read Hulk's diary!

"Comic Treadmill" sent money for the kitty! "Comic Treadmill" didn't want me to give away their secret identity, so Hulk keeps it secret and safe, not like stupid Iron Man telling everybody that he's Tony Stark.

Victoria Walker helped make sure that all the puny humans and Hulk made the goal that Hulk set and Hulk is so very proud and happy! Hulk doesn't want to admit that Hulk has cried a tiny bit with this, but Hulk can tell you that Hulk had to blow his nose a few times and cuddle with his giant Snoopy toy!

Like Victoria, Linda Park gave extra money to meet the goal and was joined by Luke, who asked Hulk to smash a bad guy for him, so Hulk will do that with his fists when he gets a chance to smash a bad guy, which happens pretty darn often in New York City!

Hulk wants to say THANK YOU
to EVERYONE that has
given money to save Savannah.

Do you want to know how much
you helped Hulk raise? Then
Hulk will tell you!

$243.97!!!!!


Hulk is so proud of his friends, and is really really happy that he can send the money to the people who are helping take care of Savannah!!!

Hulk is sending the money over now and is going to sleep really really good tonight with his Snoopy doll. Hulk is so happy Hulk could sing, but Hulk got told he will get evicted if he breaks into "Dancing Queen" anymore after 10PM in the evening anymore.

Hulk thanks you and says "Good Night!"

PS> If you want to send money anymore now, you should do it at this page that the people who have the kitty and are taking care of her set up.
IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE ON THE KITTY STATUS REPORT ABOUT GETTING THE KITTY NAMED SAVANNAH FIXED UP PROPERLY. IT IS 5:30 WHERE HULK IS AND HULK HAS THIS TO REPORT ABOUT THE MONEY SITUATION!!!!

Thanks to a super-sized
donation from John Jensen,
"THE HELP THE KITTY NAMED
SAVANNAH" FUND HAS $165.00
IN IT.

WE ARE $35 SHORT OF
HULK'S GOAL, WHICH IS A REALLY
EASY GOAL TO REACH!


Press the donation button and get this to $200 or Hulk will be very mad at Puny Humans.

SIX 55 PEE-EMM UPDATE!!!

Somebody named Electrongate
gave extra money! WE ARE NOW AT
$184.22 AMERICAN MONEY!!!


Keep money coming in and we can help fix Savannah real good! Maybe Savannah Kitty can get a ROCKET PACK or something!!!
MAKE SURE YOU READ THE POST
THAT HULK WROTE IN HIS
DIARY YESTERDAY ALL THE
WAY TO THE BOTTOM SO YOU
CAN FIND OUT HOW TO HELP
THE NICE KITTY NAMED
SAVANNAH.


We need to raise $200 to help this kitty out and we have only got $90 as Hulk writes this, so read that post and then click on the button that's down there or the button that's right here:


REMEMBER! IF YOU DONATE, HULK WILL SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOU IN HIS DIARY!!!

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Hulk really hates a lot of the "We Are The World" charity crap that stupid pop stars do instead of just handing over their own big buckets of money to help people and stuff that are in need of helping, but Hulk doesn't have buckets of money to do this thing so he has to just ask all of you to help out with a cause that Hulk holds very dear: KITTY-CATS!!!!

There is a cat that some stupid puny human hit with his stupid car when he was driving down the stupid street named "Savannah." That is the cat's name, not the street's name or the car's name or the stupid puny human's name or the name of the town where the stupid puny human was driving his car, hitting nice kitties. You can find out how to help this very nice kitty by visiting this internet web-page or by going ahead and getting out your checkbook and writing a check and putting "SAVANNAH FOGG (HULK TOLD ME TO SAY HI!!!)" in the "MEMO" line and sending it to this address:

North Laurel Animal Hospital
9105 Suite P All Saints Rd.
Laurel, MD 20723
(You can call them at 301-953-7387 if you want.)


Also if you want to give Hulk the money and have Hulk send them the money, you can click on this "Donation" button that Hulk set up. If you send Hulk the money, he will send the money to the kitty cat's hospital for you. Hulk will total up the amount that the puny humans reading this have given and give out names so if you want to see your name and a message if you want to be nice and give "props" to your "peeps" put in Hulk's Diary, then give $2 to the Kitty Cat Fund by pressing this button right here below this sentence!


This kitty is hurt real, real bad and Hulk wants you to help so you should help if you know what is good for you. Now, here is a picture of the kitty named Savannah:


GET BETTER, SAVANNAH!!! HULK WANTS YOU TO BE STRONG
AND AWESOME LIKE JOURNEY!!! DON'T STOP BELIEVING!!!


Here are people
who have given
to the Kitty Fund!


UPDATE!!!:
Joel Handloff gave $2 to the Kitty Cat Fund! JOEL IS ROCKIN' LIKE DOKKEN, like Thor would say!!! (Thor would probably say it like "Forsooth! Yon mortal is verily a fine example!" or some stupid blah blah blah like that!)

EVEN MORE UPDATED!!!:
ALAN EVANS gave some money to the Savannah Kitty fund! Alan Evans is a hero to all the children of the world! YAY ALAN!

BISCUIT DONATED A LOT MORE EXTRA MONEY THAN THE BUTTON ASKED! Biscuit is a really, really good person and Hulk is glad that Hulk knows Biscuit!

UPDATING IS FUN WHEN IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!!:
WHO HAS HELPED HULK HELP A KITTY? Ted Johnson has helped Hulk help a kitty!

This guy named "Josh Krach" sent Hulk some extra money for the kitty, too, like Biscuit, and he has a kitty and it is a nice kitty! You should look at his kitty by visiting this page.

HULK SAYS HELLO TO MARK HALE, who gave the kitty some money! THANK YOU MARK HALE! YOU ARE NOW UNDER HULK'S PROTECTION! If bad men show up you say NO NO NO and call Hulk and Hulk will "clean their clocks!!!"

EXTRA MONEY IS WHAT KAREN BATES GAVE, TOO!!! She wants Savannah Kitty to get better real soon because she is a big-hearted person. Her kitty is named Audrey and you can see her by clicking here!.

To celebrate everyone being really "awesome,"
here is a present for you to look at! It is
kind of small, but if you look real hard you
can see that this...

...IS A MONKEY WASHING A KITTY!!!!


UPDATE!!! MORE UPDATE!!!!
A stupid hurricane can't stop SCOTTOBEAR from giving money to help out the kitty named Savannah! Scottobear has a very nice cat named "NEWT" that Hulk goes to see on the internet a lot because Newt is orange and cute. This is the link to the Newtcam, which probably isn't running because of stupid hurricanes!!! If you want to see Newt when Newton (that is the same cat, but Hulk shortens it to "Newt" because that is faster to type) was a LITTLE BABY KITTEN, CLICK HERE!!!

EXTRA SPECIAL UPDATE!!!
Ivy Imbuido is a very nice person who has given money all the way from Australia, which is a planet way over on the other side of the Solar System! IVY! THANK YOU SO MUCH FROM BOTTOM OF HULK'S HEART!!

NOVICE is one of Hulk's favorite people and she sent some money, too, and that was really cool of her! She is cool like "BILLY JOEL" in the "UPTOWN GIRL" video where he was ugly but his coolness made THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE LADY fall in love with him and his bad dancing!

KNOCK KNOCK!!! "Who is there," you can say now! SAY IT!
"Arthur Alford!"
NOW YOU SAY "Arthur Alford WHO?"
And Hulk says ARTHUR ALFORD LOVES KITTIES AND GAVE SOME MONEY TO HELP SAVE SAVANNAH!

MORE UPDATING!!!!
HEY HULK HAS MORE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GIVEN MONEY TO HELP THE KITTY, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?! Puny humans can be totally amazing when they are not telling Hulk to go easy on the free refills at the soda machine at Wendy's!!!

John DiBello likes the kitty! Hulk likes John DiBello for liking the kitty!

James Bernet has a last name that could be French and Hulk should tell him to not go read that issue of this comic book called "The Ultimates" where that version of Captain America says something rude about France if he is French!

ONE LAST UPDATE TONIGHT AND THEN HULK GOES TO BED SO HE CAN GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING AND HELP SMARTY MAN REED RICHARDS BEAT UP SOME BAD PERSON IN THE NEGATIVE ZONE

Jorge Figueiredo has a name that Hulk thinks is fun to say and he likes Savannah the kitty cat!!! He's from Toronto, which is a city that Hulk has promised to never smash, that's how much he likes it!

A very good mom who loves her son and kitties, Lynn Thomas decided to spread her wealth and give Savannah a helping hand! Yay, Lynn! Yay!!!!

Do you want to know how
much you helped Hulk raise
for the Kitty today?

$88.00!!!!!


Hulk wants to help raise this to over $100 tomorrow, so tell people you know to give to the fund to help Savannah the kitty and we will help her be as healthy as she is nice!!! REMEMBER: IF YOU GIVE MONEY, HULK WILL TYPE YOUR NAME INTO HIS COMPUTER AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET!!!

Update For Friday!!!!
Hulk was so glad to open up his internet email after getting back from the "Negative Zone" and find out that Noran Warot said to herself "Self, I should help that Kitty out!" Hulk looked in his comments and saw that Noran made a big sacrifice to help make sure the kitty got better! (NOTE: HULK THOUGHT NORAN WAS A BOY BECAUSE HULK IS DUMB.)

THIS PART IS VERY IMPORTANT
SO MAKE SURE YOU PAY ATTENTION


Hulk is going to send over the kitty money tonight on his computer, so Hulk wants to see if we can get all the people on the internet who want to be mentioned in Hulk's diary to raise $200 for the kitty TODAY!!!!! This is going to be hard work, but Hulk knows we can do it, people!!! Get your friends and tell them to go look at the kitty and press the button! For $2, you can buy a big cup of bad coffee at "DUNKIN DONUTS" or you can help a kitty be totally righteous and awesome again. We have over $90 now, but we can totally beat that!!!!

Vanessa Simoneau!!!! SHE LOVES KITTIES! DO YOU LOVE KITTIES LIKE VANESSA?!? THEN GIVE SOME MONEY TO HELP THIS KITTY WHO IS A GOOD KITTY AND NEEDS HELP SO IT CAN DO BASIC THINGS LIKE EAT!!!!

Stupid P Diddy or Puff Daddy or maybe his dead friend NOTORIOUS B I G once said that "More money was more problems," but Hulk thinks it is obvious that they never raised MONEY FOR CATS with the help of Hulk's internet friends! Here is a NEW BATCH with a NEW GRAND TOTAL AT THE BOTTOM.

Tracie Evans says that she loves kittens AND HULK! Hulk is all red under his green skin!!

Gary Sella pressed the button and gave the fund some money because he is a good person. Gary Sella, THUMBS UP TO YOU!

MARK ANBINDER IS WHAT ALL CHILDREN SHOULD WANT TO BE WHEN THEY GROW UP BECAUSE HE GAVE A LOT OF EXTRA MONEY!!! YAY MARK ANBINDER!

DEVON BENDER IS NOT THE ROBOT FROM THE TV SHOW CALLED "FUTURAMA" AND HOW DOES HULK KNOW THIS? That robot did not have a first name and wouldn't be real nice and give money to the Kitty Cat Named Savannah Fund!!!

JOHN DIBELLO SENT IN MORE EXTRA MONEY!!! He probably did that to make sure that Hulk linked to his stuffed bull doll's website about comic books but HULK IS OK WITH THAT BECAUSE SAVANNAH WILL GET BETTER WITH THE HELP!

SETH HILL is a handsome man from Brooklyn, which is near the "Greenwich Village" that Hulk lives in! He loves kittens and his cute wife Katrina, who is a super-smarty-pants with a brand new thing called a DOCTORATE. I think this means that Reed Richards has to call her ma'am!!

HULK FORGOT SOMEONE WHO DID REAL GOOD!!! PRINCESS SPEEDY WHO IS REALLY CALLED STEPHANIE GAVE EXTRA MONEY YESTERDAY AND HULK JUST NOT REMEMBERED TO PUT HER NAME IN, SO HULK IS WRITING THIS REAL BIG TO SAY THAT PRINCESS STEPHANIE SPEEDY IS A REALLY GOOD PERSON!!!!

WE NOW HAVE $140
TO GIVE TO THE DOCTOR
THAT WILL HELP FIX
SAVANNAH!

WE ARE REALLY CLOSE,
PUNY HUMANS!
LET'S MEET THE GOAL
AND THEN PARTY!


Mark Rouleau lives in Rochester, New York! It gets really really cold there, so I bet he likes snuggling up with a nice kitty cat and watching TV in the winter! That's why he pressed the button! YOU CAN PRESS THE BUTTON TOO!

Scott Forgue can tell you that the stars at night are big and bright *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DEEP IN THE HEART OF CONNECTICUTCITICONNECTICONCUT OR HOWEVER IT IS SPELLED!

Hulk thinks Leigh McConnaughey is a very nice person because she helped out Savannah! YAY, Leigh McConnaughey!!!!

Monday, October 24, 2005

Hulk makes a note here so Hulk can see it in his internet diary and make sure that he takes care of it:

At around 9 tonight, Hulk should go take down that villain he threw up on the top of the Chrysler building.

Monday, October 17, 2005

HELLO THIS IS A MESSAGE TO WENDY, FROM HULK:
Wendy, Hulk knows that Hulk worked at your little fast food chain for a little while and wasn't a very good employee, but Hulk really likes your "product." Hulk wants to mention something, though - Hulk really misses the "Monterey Chicken Sandwich" that you made for a while. It had mustard and cheese and ham and was really, really tasty. Please put it back on your menu. Thank you.
Hulk

PS> If you do not do what Hulk asked nicely for you to do, Hulk is not responsible for what Hulk might do. Hulk really wants one of those tasty sandwiches.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

THANK YOU PUNY HUMAN CHRISTINA FOR SENDING HULK THESE PICTURES THAT ARE VERY GOOD PICTURES OF A MONKEY AND A KITTEN WHO ARE FRIENDS! If you want to see the pictures real big, go to this internet web site that Hulk linked to right here.







WOW! A lot of people (like 50,000) visited Hulk's Diary yesterday! Was Hulk on the computer news or the TV news or the paper news?

Spider-Man is always on the front page of this newspaper here called The Daily Bugle, where Hitler is the boss! Hulk would not want to work with Hitler. Hulk would want to smash Hitler!


BOO! Hulk hates Hitler!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

OK PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN AND WHINE AND SAY "OH HULK, PLEASE POST EVERY DAY BECAUSE YOU ARE FAILING US," HULK IS POSTING RIGHT NOW.

You know what else is happening right now? The Juggernaut is beating the crap out of an old lady but Hulk knows you would rather see Hulk post than have Hulk save old ladies.

Hulk thinks you should be ashamed of yourself.

Monday, October 10, 2005

GOOD MORNING, INTERNET!

How are you? Hulk is fine except for having to go clean up mess that Hulk made when stupid "aliens" invaded the part of New York that is called "Midtown."

Stupid aliens.

They had neat ray guns, though.

Monday, October 03, 2005

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO PAY ATTENTION.

This week is the week that the comic where Hulk fights a big stupid red dinosaur comes out on Wednesday! Make sure you buy it because it is the best comic book about Hulk that Hulk has read in a long time and it is written by Tom Sniegoski and drawn by Eric Powell and it has "Devil Dinosaur"'s name in big, big letters because Hulk is a humble fellow. You can also read another story in this comic that is reprinted from the 1960s and it says it's about a Hulk, but it is not about this Hulk. And no, that other Hulk is not the other Hulk that Hulk sees in shiny surfaces. If you want to find out more, go visit this webpage on the internet about the comic!