The Incredible Hulk's Diary That is on the Internet
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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Hulk may not make a good ninja, but he is really good at being a sumo wrestler and he is not even FAT!!!

Silver Samurai, you know who Hulk is talking about when Hulk says he sure did kick somebody's "tucchus" around Central Park today when somebody who is big and silvery and wears Japanese armor was trying to do evil!!!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

dear Hulk,
your blog has become stale and repetitive. I can't say that there was really anything in the way of substance to begin with. Anyway, i'm just letting you know that this long time reader will no longer be reading your sporatic half-hearted posts. Good bye hulk.
Hulk has this to say about The Watcher because he decided to be rude to the Hulk and Hulk feels he can be rude to him back because if there's anything that Hulk has learned from his years of hanging out with Thor and Iron Man it's that you should say what is on your mind and maybe hit someone with a hammer.

You have a head that makes The Leader's look normal-sized and not stupid and tall and green! You wear a bathrobe all the time and can't be bothered to put on pants when people visit you on your secret place that is in the "blue area" on the Moon! You are like the crazy man that stands on the corner near Hulk's apartment and yells and women and sometimes has to get talked to by the police-men!

Why should Hulk care if you read his secret diary?

PS> Hulk doesn't read your diary, either! Take that!


Monday, April 10, 2006

Man, Hulk thought Hulk knew what music was. Hulk liked ELO and Chicago and Peter Cetera's solo work and that was good.

But now Hulk has discovered Morrissey's songs and they are so good because he speaks to the pain that Hulk carries deep inside of him.

Yes, sometimes even Hulk thinks "Everyday Is Like Sunday."

And if Spider-Man were a hairdresser, Hulk would set him on fire like that one Morrissey song called "Hairdresser On Fire."