Hulk needs to lay off the booze. Six bottle of Jack Daniels make Hulk dizzy.

STOP SPINNING, NEW YORK CITY.

Hulk been thinking.
Hulk been thinking about Hobbits.
Hulk thinks he wants to be one.
Hulk write poem like them.

On the road to Ragnarok
There stands a Norse god.
His name is Thor
Hulk want to punch him real bad.

What you think?

This morning, Hulk at coffee shop when some man outside rev his engine for 10 minutes. Hulk go out.

"You know, that's bad for engine!" Hulk said helpfully.
Man gave rude sign with middle finger.
Hulk punched through hood and ripped out hoses and parts. That's much worse for the engine.

HULK REMEMBER WHAT HULK FORGOT.
HULK NOW HAVE AOL INSTANT MESSENGER
You find Hulk with AIM name "hulkhatesgrays" - if you message Hulk when he on, HULK TALK TO YOU!

OK MAYBE HULK FORGOT HOW TO USE BLOGGER.

MAYBE HULK HAD TO ASK IRON MAN TO HELP HULK. He was very nice and helped Hulk! Maybe he is Tony Stark, who is a smart man! Ha ha ha - how silly! Everyone knows Stark is a dumb drunk!

NOW - Hulk have some things on Hulk's mind. They are making movie about Hulk! Apparently, Hulk not getting royalties because Hulk is trademarked by Marvel Comics. WHO SAID THEY COULD DO THAT.

Hulk will have to talk to Jarvis and see if he knows a good lawyer in Manhattan. If he doesn't, maybe Hulk have to smash Marvel Comics!

SECOND THING - why they not sell purple pants at Gap? Why Hulk have to go to Phat Pimp store in Harlem to get them?

THIRD THING - Hulk forgot third thing.

FOURTH THING - NOW YOU CAN WRITE TO HULK ON INTERNET! Iron Man set up email called hulkhatesgammarays@hotmail.com that you can use to write Hulk! Maybe you get response or I post it on Blogger!

FIFTH THING - You have Merry Holiday. Hulk knows it's a bad time for a lot of people and Hulk wants you to know that he's thinking about you when he's smashing bad guys like Dr. Doom.

Christmas make Hulk sad.

Hulk sees all the Avengers go to Richards's place to have big meal, but because Rock Man said something about Hulk's mother being a Gamma Bomb, Hulk doesn't want to come.

Hulk doesn't need to be reminded. Hulk can't bring Gamma Bomb presents or anything.

That make Hulk sad.

Bah! HULK HATE THIS.

Hulk want to go to movies, but Captain America is all in Hulk's face saying Hulk have to repair damage Hulk did!

WHY WE GET INSURANCE IF HULK CAN'T BREAK WHAT HULK WANTS?

Hulk been away.

Hulk come back.

Hulk had score to settle with manager at 7-11 in Schaumburg, Illinois.

Hulk did a few days for disorderly behavior. Captain America lecture Hulk.

Hulk still want to smash Slurpee machine. It give too much ice, not enough syrup!!!

Hulk do commercial today.

Hulk have to say "Humans bad! Cheetos good!" and smash.

Hulk made enough to get new purple pants.

Richards with bad hair talk and talk! Why he not just say "Hulk, smash bad man!" Hulk understands that! Hulk good at smashing!

Should have also said "Hulk, don't smash that dimensional crystal or we will not be able to go home!" before Hulk did it.

So, if you wonder where Hulk was, that is where. Evil place where everyone had goatees.