SCARY CAT!

HULK IS NOW LINKED ON ABOUT.COM AND THEY SAY HIS DIARY IS FUNNY.

Hulk not sure what to think of this. Hulk doesn't think Hulk's diary is funny. How about Hulk reads about.com's diary and laughs at it?


Dear Diary:
Yahoo doesn't return about.com's phone calls and about.com is sad!!! BOOHOO!
Love, About.com


HA HA HA!! HULK LAUGHS AT YOUR PAIN!!!

HULK HAS FAVORITE SONG.

CANDY GIRL!! CAAANDY GIRL! CANDY GIRL!!! CAAAAAAAAAANDY GIRL!!!

You should see Hulk do dance.

HULK LOVES MONKEYS.






Hi monkeys!!! The monkey drinking a soda is a GOOD MONKEY. HELLO!!

HULK VERY ANGRY WITH THESE PEOPLE AND WANTS TO SMASH.

SOMEONE GET THEIR NAME TO HULK. NOW.

FRIEND DIANA SENT PICTURE!!! CLICK HERE to see it! While Hulk likes Harry Potter books, Hulk still thinks this funny!

Hulk applied aloe on skin but can't tell where because Hulk is already green. Peeling is gross.

NEW LINK FOR OTHER HULKMOBILE. So cool. Hulk may have to talk to Tony Stark about getting raise. Hulk still paying off bathroom repairs, though.

HULK WENT TO THE BEACH.

So, Hulk got a little sunburned. When green skin turns red, Hulk looks unpleasant.

Iron Man is still laughing at Hulk.

Hulk get email from Puny Human named William. Asking Hulk who wins fights. Hulk answered and decided to put on site. William also asked if Hulk ever calms down. HULK IS F*$KING CALM, YOU @$$HOLE. HA HA HA!

Bruce Banner vs. Professor X
HULK WINS.

Hulk vs. Devastator (from transformers)
HULK WINS AGAIN

Captain Crunch vs. Sonny (Cocoa Puffs)
HULK EATS BOTH CEREALS. HULK CAN NOT CHOOSE.

Batman vs. Green Lantern
HULK BECAUSE HE GETS TO WATCH FIGHT.

Mini Ditka vs. Da Bears
HULK NOT SCARED OF BEARS!

Hulk vs. 2 wolverines
People keep on talking about Wolverine like Hulk should be scared of him.
He is a short canadian guy with bad hair! That is like being afraid of Rick
Moranis.

She-Hulk vs. Chelsea Clinton
COUSIN JENNIFER WOULD WIN.

Hulk bored.

And when Hulk bored, Hulk breaks stuff.

Hulk will probably catch hell from Captain America over what happened to the entertainment center. Remember - YOU DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT if he goes to the internet and asks you.