Hulk likes to listen to "deep house" music a lot when Hulk is cleaning his apartment in the part of New York that is called the Village and sometimes he plays it a little too loud and gets in trouble. Hulk thinks they call it "house" music because you play it when you are doing house work and you want to stay in a "deep" trance and scrub and scrub and scrub that toilet and tub!

You can listen to some good "deep house" if you go to this internet web site and go to their radio channels. Hulk is writing this post to avoid having to clean off the ceiling fans but now that Hulk has told you people about the "deep house" music, Hulk doesn't have an excuse.

PS> BEN GRIMM I AM NOT A "PANTYWAIST" OR A "SISSY" BECAUSE I LIKE THE MUSIC THAT GOES THUMP THUMP THUMP! Hulk is so "done" with your stereotyping!!!!

PPS> If you like Thump Thump Thump, you can get more really good computer files that have "deep house" mixes on them on this internet web site and over here on this other internet web site that has "deep house" mixes, too!!!

Hulk has changed the way his diary looked because Hulk got a lot of emails about his diary looking "ugly" and people don't realize that Hulk is not that good at design and internet stuff so he talked to his friend that helps him put up his diary and told him that he would not smash him if his friend helped him redesign the diary so it is redesigned now!

Hulk may need to "tweak" a few things, but Hulk thinks that it looks MIGHTY SNAZZY NOW!

Hulk is not going to tolerate internet trolls looking to stir up trouble on his diary! Hulk has "taken out" Fin Fang Foom and some other big stupid monsters! Hulk punched a dinosaur in his soft spot once and made him cry. Internet person "TONTO" needs to learn that insulting Hulk because Hulk wanted to make sure nobody fought in his diary's comments is not the way to make sure that you are Hulk's friend.

Buying Hulk some Red Bull Magical Superdrink, though, can make sure that you are Hulk's best friend, just like Rick Jones was!

OH, YES, INTERNET PERSON "LOTHAR HEX" - NO, HULK HAS NOT PLAYED NEW VIDEO GAME YET BUT WILL REPORT WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS A LOT OF FUN TO PLAY BECAUSE IT HAS A LOT OF SMASHING WITHOUT THE BILLS! HA HA HA!

Hulk has been thinking lately (STOP LAUGHING, STUPID BEN GRIMM) about "secret identities" and how important it is for some people to make sure that nobody knows who they are. Hulk knows that some people, like Spider-Bug-Man or Moon Knight Who Is Not Batman Honest want to protect people they love and care about while they do their super-hero stuff. Hulk heard that Monkeyfaced President had a special helper who told some people who are not as nice as other people the "secret identity" of a spy because her husband said something about a bad person not being as super-bad as they thought he was and making the Monkeyfaced President look like he was telling a lie.

Hulk does not like hearing about people "selling out" other people because they have done something that ticked the person who is "selling out" the information off. SECRET IDENTITIES ARE SECRET IDENTITIES AND ONLY THE PERSON WHO IS DOING THE STUFF CAN TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THEM OR MAYBE THEIR BOSS IF THEY WORK FOR SOMEBODY LIKE THE AVENGERS OR THE "JUSTICE LEAGUE" IN THE CARTOONS. Secret identities are very important for a lot of people to do things that are good and right and Hulk doesn't like people treating them like they are not important!!

Hulk thinks that Monkeyfaced President's Helper needs to have a special talking-to and maybe he should spend some time not working for Monkeyfaced President.

Hulk has to go because Hulk just ate a whole box of Junior Mints from the movie theater and boy he has a sugar-rush headache now!

Hulk have to tell you puny humans something: some days are better than others.

Hulk is sorry he has not written that much in his internet diary lately.

Hulk just wanted to say that.

Hulk also wanted to say he really likes strawberry milkshakes.

HELLO BABY THAT WANTS TO BE HULK!!!
Originally uploaded by mays.hays.

Hulk is glad to see that babies still like to wear the "Hulk Hands" that the toy companies made when Hulk's movie came out a long time ago. Hulk thought it was really cute how Ben Grimm had toy smashy hands and toy smashy feet for that movie about him and Mister Fantastic and Invisible Woman Sue Storm and Johnny Torch, but his toys are not as good as Hulk's toys because Ben Grimm is not as good as Hulk!

Click here to see a lot of pictures of people who are wearing their Hulk Hands!

Thank you to computer internet person "merkley???" for helping Hulk fix his internet diary that a lot of people read! "merkley???" is A-OK by Hulk!!!!

HULK HAD TO DELETE A LOT OF COMMENTS BECAUSE PEOPLE SPOILED THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ABOUT THE BOY WHO IS A GREAT WIZARD!!!

Hulk is not happy about this, puny humans that comment on his website! Hulk hasn't gotten very far in the audiobook version that Hulk listens to on the white computer music sound box that Captain America gave him for Christmas last year!!!

Also: BE NICER TO EACH OTHER. Hulk will use "ban" command and kick out mean people! The world has too many mean people like The Leader and J Jonah Jameson Who Looks Like Hitler and The Abomination and he wants people to be nice! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF HULK'S FINGERS?!?

Hulk still can not fix gap on his internet diary even if he told his stupid human friend that helps him do the stupid internet diary that somebody had found a way to do it!!!!

Hulk saw movie about Rock-Man and Johnny Torch and Invisible Woman and Mister Fantastic and it was pretty OK but Hulk has seen better...

...like his own!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is a nice picture of the Hulk fighting a
stupid red dinosaur by this puny human named
Eric Powell who makes a comic book
that is called The Goon that you should
read. He is making some comic books that will
have Hulk and some other people that are coming
out in October from Marvel Comics who make comic
books about The Hulk and other people like Rock-Man
Ben Grimm and Spider-Bug-Man. You can read more
about them on the internet when you click here.