WOW there are a lot of people in New York City and they seem like they are having a party because they have banners and they chant and sing!

Hulk hopes they invite Hulk. Hulk has a really good bean dip recipe!

Somebody wrote Hulk and said that there was not a lot of talk about smashing in Hulk's Diary and that Hulk has gone soft.

If Hulk talked about all the smashing he did, puny humans would whine "OH HULK ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS SMASHING!" because HULK SMASHES A LOT OF THINGS.

Here is a list of things Hulk smashed this weekend:
6 EMPTY CANS OF RED BULL SUPERDRINK THAT MAKES HULK FAST AND SMART!!! (Hulk smashed one more Can that was full - Thor looked funny with superdrink in his long blond hair! HE HAS HAIR LIKE FARRAH FAWCETT HA HA HA!!!)

1 Buick car that was honking at Hulk when Hulk was carrying cans of RED BULL SUPERDRINK home.

A whole bunch of stupid Army men who were like "HEY HULK YOU ARE A MENACE NOW GET IN THIS TRUCK SO WE CAN TAKE YOU TO DESERT!" and Hulk was like "NO!" and the stupid Army men were like "UH HUH! WE HAVE A "HULK BUSTER" TANK AND IT WILL SHOOT YOU." Hulk then smashed them and their puny "Hulk Buster" tank.

Hulk didn't smash Iron Man, but really thought about it.

THERE. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH HULK AND THE SMASHING.

PUNY HUMAN KEVIN HAS A POLL THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE.

OK HULK SAID IT. LET HULK PLAY WITH VIEWMASTER NOW.

Oh no! Scooby Doo better look out behind that tree - THERE'S A GHOST THERE! OH NO! Hulk hopes Fred and Daphne come along and save the day!

Hulk put comments back. Hulk can take them away like they are candy and you are puny babies. PLAY NICE OR HULK TURN THE INTERNET AROUND AND DRIVE YOU HOME.

HA HA HA HA HA.

Hulk needs a new game for Hulk's Game Boy. Maybe Hulk get Hulk game for Game Boy. It would be nice to smash stuff and not hear Captain America telling Hulk to "Knock it off."

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MAKE HULK COMIC BOOKS:

Hi, this is Hulk. Next time you make a comic book where Hulk fights Iron Man, please make sure to put words next to Hulk and Iron Man. Hulk has suggestion for this one.

Hulk: YOU ARE MEAN TO ME IRON MAN WHY DID YOU EAT MY ORANGE SLICES CANDY? YOU KNOW HOW HULK LIKES ORANGE SLICES CANDY!!

Iron Man: I AM SORRY HULK YOU ARE RIGHT!! LET'S GO GET PIE!

Please pay attention to Hulk's suggestion. That would make a better comic.

Bye,

Hulk

Puny "Green Arrow" has internet diary you can read! Hawkeye says he is a cheap imitator. Thor-man said green was less "Gay" than purple.

Hulk think green looks pretty happy.

Hulk have to go - pizza is here!

Note to Hulk from Hulk: Instead of smashing stuff Hulk should try picking it up. Hulk could get a shiny, shiny medal that way. That would show Iron Man who is boss.

Hulk learned meaning of word "reparations" today.

Hulk has to give school near Avengers mansion $13,000 for "reparations" Hulk did to playgound. Stupid swingset.

Hulk's been very very busy over the last week. Hulk now gives you a list of what Hulk has done.

Hulk read an Archie Double Digest and Hulk wonders why Reggie just doesn't smash Archie and take over book.

Hulk ate sixteen burgers at Wendy's. Manager says you only get one burger for "shift meal" but Hulk said his appetite was too big from having to restrain from smashing customers and stupid puny human manager better back off or Hulk didn't know what Hulk would do.

Hulk smashed aliens who came to New York and wanted to take over with stupid ray-guns and puny tin-foil spaceships. Iron Man said Hulk earned his Avengers paycheck that day.

Hulk found out he has a paycheck from the Avengers and quit at Wendy's. Hulk smashed Frosty machine on way out.

Few things make Hulk happier than a stack of Hungry Man dinners, a bottle of orange soda, and NO PUNY HUMANS INTERRUPTING HULK'S QUIET TIME.

This is a hint to you, Iron Man. Hulk don't care if Galactus-Man is in city.

Hulk has new job.

Hulk have to write "Hulk will not smash people who do not 'Biggie Size' their combos" a hundred times.

Hulk already want new job.