OH HELLO THERE.
Hulk is sorry he hasn't written to you, diary. Hulk has been busy watching STARTING OVER show. That show is very good because it's about women who have to get their lives smashed up and then they go to live in a big house and they do things and then they get better! That's something Hulk can support! AND THERE IS A CUTE BABY THERE WITH HER MOM.
Hulk thinks Iron Man needs to go to STARTING OVER HOUSE because he is a girl sometimes and he cries into his Martini a lot! HA HA HA.
Hulk has to go - Cousin Jennifer is taking him to "Court House" today to talk to judge. Hulk doesn't know what he wants to talk about and Hulk isn't sure Hulk cares.