Hulk saw show on TV about big gorilla that had a kitten! OH HULK WANTS A KITTY CAT SO BADLY. Hulk saw kitten yesterday and it sat in palm of hand and went "Meow!" Did you read about that???
HULK WOULD LIKE A KITTEN LIKE THIS PLEASE!! PLEASE! Please write to Avengers Mansion and say HULK NEEDS A KITTEN AND HE WILL CLEAN OUT THE POOP BOX AND WALK IT AND EVERYTHING. It won't be like the Pony! Or Rick Jones! HULK PROMISES.