PUNY HUMAN BRENDAN ASKS QUESTION PEOPLE ASK HULK A LOT:
Do you have an hulk-sized keyboard that you use? If not, how do you type with your enormous fingers?
Hulk uses CAPS LOCK key to make BIG LETTERS and uses his pinky and a pencil. Writing in special internet takes a long time and Hulk has no patience for people who want Hulk to hurry up and write more.
Hulk used to dictate to Puny Humans he lived with before moving into Mansion. Hulk tried to dictate to Captain American Flag Man and he told Hulk to slow down so Hulk asked Jarvis and Jarvis said he wasn't Hulk's secretary. Hulk then asked Iron Man if he could have a secretary and Iron Man just laughed and said that Hulk doesn't need a secretary and Hulk could sort his own Pokemon cards.
Hulk is going to smash you, Iron Man. Just you wait until Tony Stark is gone somewhere.