OH BOY THANKSGIVING IS COMING OH BOY OH BOY
Hulk doesn't care for many holidays. Christmas has stupid puny music. Hulk never has a Valentine. President's day is stupid because you can't be president for the day.
BUT HULK CAN GET BEHIND THANKSGIVING!!!
Jarvis is going to FRY A TURKEY! Thor said he would bring mashed potatoes and Iron Man said he would bring SPECIAL DRINK and Ant Man said he would make Wasp whip up a pie! CAPTAIN AMERICAN FLAG MAN IS BRINGING GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE OH IT IS HULK'S FAVORITE BECAUSE IT IS GREEN AND TASTY LIKE HULK.
Cousin Jennifer is coming by and we are going to watch FOOTBALL which is pretty OK because they smash stuff.
OK Hulk has to go to smash stupid Absorbing Man, who is outside of mansion making a racket!!