HULK SAYS IT IS TIME TO TALK TURKEY ABOUT FAKE INTERNET HULK DIARIES THAT ARE NOT THE REAL HULK'S INTERNET DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!
Hulk is sad to find out that some people have "ripped off" Hulk's diary and decided to write like they are Hulk, even if they are not as smart or as handsome or as ignorant (Doctor Strange called me that and he is a nice man!) as Hulk is! Hulk has been doing his internet diary since the internet was invented in 2001 and thinks that people need to find their own things to do like go gardening or learn magic tricks to show other people instead of making fun of Hulk because when you make fun of Hulk, you make Hulk mad! Hulk doesn't think this is Other Hulk, because Other Hulk lives in separate dimension or something - Hulk has to ask Mister Science Man Reed Richards about that, and if it is Other Hulk, HULK WILL SMASH YOU REALLY REALLY GOOD.
Hulk has to go get his haircut now! Hulk wants fake internet Hulks to think about the thing that they have done that is bad!!!
WORD SEARCHES ARE HARD. Hulk likes this one, though.
(thanks to Puny Human Scott!)
You can write to Hulk on the internet!
Give Hulk $2 so Hulk can buy a Red Bull Superdrink and smash bad guys!
Thank you for the nice picture where I was hitting stupid Spider-Man, Gary!
Puny human Kevin helps Hulk do diary sometimes. Kevin said Hulk had to put that there or he'd take away Hulk's Game Boy! He writes comic books sometimes and they are pretty OK even if they are stupid and not funny!
This many people PLUS ANOTHER MILLION THIS CAN'T ROLL OVER WHY ARE THEY STUPID LIKE THIS? have visited Hulk's diary!!